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In chronological order as originally posted to Zone of Zen

2006 2007 2008 2009 2010

2006

The Early Days - February	A Valentine for Wynnefred - Feb. 14
Wynnefred, I’m sorry for being a jerk - Feb. 18	Wednesday’s Child Is Full Of Woe - Feb. 21
Mm, Wynnefred, would you go on a... - Feb. 23	Kazuhiro, I like to fish - Feb. 27

Greetings Kazuhiro, I see you have… - Mar. 1	A present for Wynnefred - Mar. 2
On the way to Wynnefred’s - Mar. 3	There’s a new girl in the house… - Mar. 4
Hmmm… Chance is torn between - Mar. 7	Ever since I got here, - Mar. 8
Oona said I really need a new dress - Mar. 8	Enjoy your weekend with Draculina - Mar.16
Angry Sparrow did a little traveling - Mar. 20	Hiro, glad to see you survived… - Mar. 23
Again, Hiro, all the love and… - Mar. 23	At Last The Great Day Arrives - Mar. 27
Wynnefred, I know it’s been a while - Mar. 29	Just when you thought it was safe - Mar. 30

Our guardian runs a home for… - Apr. 3	Tarquin decides he and Paladin… - Apr. 4
Let’s eavesdrop on Fenchurch and… - Apr. 5	Meanwhile, in an Alternate Universe - Apr. 10
The Sparrow Sisters in “Have Your… - Apr. 15	Malfoy and Tabitha Make a… - Apr. 18
Hi, Hiro. Everyone at our house was… - Apr. 18	A Waramon story, with guest… - Apr. 20
My boys humored me and posed for a… - Apr. 22	Uh-oh, It’s Tancredi and… - Apr. 27

Hiro, the Sparrow Sisters and I - May 10	So happy because my cousin Kenzo - May 11
Look what I got for Mother’s Day! - May 13	Hey Mushroom Lady - May 14
They wanted WINGS - May 16	I know Tancredi is a vile creature… - May 17
Out-of-character –OR– I owe… - May 21	Let Them Eat Cake - May 25
To mam’zelle E’Clair - May 25	Good game, Hiro - May 27
I promised Gobnait this dress - May 28	SWEEM-warez? I don’t find eet… - May 29

Hi, Hiro - June 1	Don’t Panic E’Clair - June 4
“The Art Of Feng Shui” - June 6	E’Clair, ma belle cherie - June 6
I found Fenchurch in the backyard… - June 8	Gobnait - Bride of the Damned - June 11
Tabitha makes a friend (God knows… - June 14	Tancredi, just to let you know… - June 17
Hey Mister Rhodry, we wanna tank… - June 18	Ma belle E’Clair, I saw your… - June 19
Fenchurch and Hiro have a little chat - June 21	“Freaks and Geeks” - June 24
Mice in the cupboard? No, it’s… - June 26	Does Chance have a chance… - June 27
Hiro’s Birthday Present - June 28	Alone at last! - June 29

Wynnefred and Oona have some girly time - July 5	Chance and Wynnefred TRY to… - July 6
Mees Galatia, zat ees a VERY good idea - July 8	Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em - July 9
Some fun in the sun at my house - July 9	The Sparrow Sisters ride their bikes - July 11
Lovely Kaida, has the committee… - July 11	E’Clair, zere ees a po-em zat goes… - July 13
Tancredi celebrates Bastille Day - July 14	Kenzo declines the BOOBY PRIZE - July 18
The Secret To The Sparrows’ Energy - July 20	Close Quarters - July 21
Woe Betide Shulamith - July 21	IMRIEL, dear, WE still love you - July 22
Hi Hiro - July 29

Ms. Beamlette returns to find a mutiny… - Aug. 2	Late entries for the Cross-Dressing… - Aug. 2
Ms. Beamlette she take me to ze… - Aug. 3	Well, Kaida, right now one of my… - Aug. 8
A message for GAV - Aug. 14	Gav, I think we’re two of a kind - Aug. 16
Hey there, Jersey Boy - Aug. 17	Alas, no luau wear for Gobnait… - Aug 20
Bonsai of the Vanities, Part I - Aug. 22	Bonsai of the Vanities, Part II - Aug. 22
Ms. Beamlette left us living on her… - Aug. 29	Don’t think I’ve forgotten about… - Aug. 29
Sir Integra (Fenchurch) reads a letter - Aug. 30

Kaida, should our next date be… - Sep. 2	Um, Wynnefred, are you going to… - Sep. 5
What’s that horrible sound? - Sep. 7	Message for Shulamith - Sep. 8
This is for the Asian theme - Sep. 9	What’s that tune I hear Shulamith… - Sep. 10
What to do in Boston - Sep. 25	Hiro, I didn’t just play ping-pong… - Sep. 29
Then she took me to the Boston Public… - Sep. 29

Tat-tat-tat Persephone’s fingers fly… - Oct. 1	I found Oona and Hibou online reading - Oct. 4
Kaida, it hasn’t been the same since… - Oct. 5	Hibou, we really need to discuss… - Oct. 9
Like a proverbial bad penny, you show... - Oct. 11	Giggle this is soooo funny - Oct. 13
Jynxi, hon, time for that DATE - Oct. 16	The Lion or the Dove - Hibou… - Oct. 17
Tancredi looks incessantly at those… - Oct. 18	I feel pretty, oh so pretty - Oct. 19
An’ dis is for you… - Oct. 24	Guess Who! - Oct. 25
Hey Fenchurch, um… - Oct. 26	At last, a proper introduction... - Oct. 26
Wow, Wynnefred - Oct. 27	Boo! Eh, we scare you? - Oct. 31
Some lovely ghouls assembled for... - Oct. 31	WHO could this mysterious beauty... - Oct. 31

Er... Oona-san, I think I need your help... - Nov. 1	This is the Lad - Nov. 2
All that’s missing is the top hat - Nov. 2	Gosh, Wynnefred - Nov. 4
The Last Time I saw Kennebunkport - Nov. 9	M'sieur Bee Eff Carl say eet ees for... - Nov. 10
So glad to be of service, Gav - Nov. 17	Tancredi takes off - for parts known - Nov. 19
‘Tis November, and where is Varius... - Nov. 20	The evolution of Chance, my first... - Nov. 20
Lettuce B Thankful - Nov. 23	Something’s missing - Nov. 30

Easton passes the torch – sort of... - Dec. 3	A couple of scary chicks sitting... - Dec. 5
Don’t you feel different? - Dec. 7	Oh, Imriel, I’m sorry you feel this way - Dec. 7
Allegra in pursuit of her Holy Grail - Dec. 7	wwwhooooo... -IM-reeee-elllllllll - Dec. 8
An evening alone - Dec. 10	Happy Birthday, Wynnefred - Dec. 22
When Worlds Collide... - Dec. 23	My little day-before-Christmas-Eve... - Dec. 24
What’s sauce for the Christmas goose? - Dec. 24	Sparrow Sisters 2006 in Review - Dec. 31
A look back at the Tan Man, 2006 - Dec. 31	Random Acts of Nuttiness Pt. 1 & 2 - Dec. 31

2007

Erm, Hiro, what up with that... THING... - Jan. 2	The Dove Meets His Turtledove... - Jan. 6
Kiss of the Elf Man (pretty mushy) - Jan. 6	Owls are at their best at NIGHT - Jan. 6
Eh, look what we gots for Christmas... - Jan. 11	Is that Hibou wearing GLASSES? - Jan. 17
Tancredi has yet ANOTHER new look... - Jan. 19	There’s Elves, and then there’s... - Jan. 20
Girl Talk - I THINK... - Jan. 20	Oh, YOU’RE back again (Pt. 1& 2) - Jan. 25

Gonna Take a Not-So-Sentimental... - Feb. 6	Zimta is adapting nicely to her... - Feb. 7
Check your local Ross stores! - Feb. 10	BJD accessory find at Target! - Feb. 12
“Dear Martha Jean, you inquire about...” - Feb. 12	Love – er – study in the afternoon... - Feb. 13
Hey, Wynnefred, I guess I don’t have... - Feb. 14	For ma jolie coeur E’Clair - Feb. 14
Hibou has a Valentine for her Dove... - Feb. 14	Kenzo’s playing a favorite... - Feb. 14
Fenchurch received Hiro’s Valentine... - Feb. 16	Oona helps Zimta with a little... - Feb. 17
A parting of the ways between two Elf... - Feb. 18	Neville and Beckham take stock of... - Feb. 19
Per your request, the Availables... - Feb. 21	An unexpected visitor... - Feb. 26
Love, love me DON’T - Feb. 27

Rumor has it... - Mar. 1	Well, well, would you look at this - Mar. 3
“To most kind and gracious Shak-kyo...” - Mar. 3	Kenzo, do you have a minute? - Mar. 6
“Dear Martha Jean… - Mar. 8	Beckham in the library - Mar. 12
What’s in the box Zimta’s opening? - Mar. 21	Tanaka Tadashi, please to convey... - Mar. 22
Just Up Our Alley - Mar. 27	Spring, and a young girl’s fancy... - Mar. 28
Hey, Kaida, you are SO lookin’ good - Mar. 29

Trod light, trod bright... - Apr. 2	Dream a little dream of me... Pt. 1 & 2 - Apr. 3
Cassandra, I thought you might like to... - Apr. 4	A Bee In Their Easter Bonnets - Apr. 8
Friend Shakkyo, so gracious it is of... - Apr. 16	Relatively Speaking... - Apr. 17
Kaida, this “distraction” for... - Apr. 23	The Prodigal Daughter Returns... - Apr. 25
A Boy’s Best Friend... ? - Apr. 26	Beckham in the lioness’ den - Apr. 30

Hiro pays a visit to Ms. Beamlette’s... - May 6	Splendor in the Grass - May 6
Chance is just a little anxious... - May 6	Ms. Beamlette, BF and I took Hiro... - May 11
All the men in Fenchurch’s life... - May 12	Back to Nature - an antidote... - May 14
Whatever Happened To... - May 16	You call THIS a history lesson?? - May 23
The littlest rival... - May 23	Splendor revisted? Hiro doesn’t... - May 24
A few of my pics from Jay’s meet-up - May 22	Small rowdy aliens seen at the... - May 22
Pick Your Poison... - May 29

And WHO was seen canoodling with... - June 6	What goes around comes around... - June 8
Napolean manages a short meeting... - June 10	I know something you don’t know... - June 12
Introducing Kiku, my 43cm Narae... - June 15	Don’t Take “No” For An Answer... - June 19
La bella Lorenza (Souldoll Hye)... - June 27

No fair Kaida – school’s out and you’re... - July 4	To Draculina, a message from a... - July 5
The Surfer and the Sparrows - July 6	To Imshai Khaldum, I am a student... - July 7
Oh -- Tadashi! You give me the shivers! - July 8	I al-most forgot to remind ev-ery... - July 14
Hey Kaida, so it’s been a YEAR? - July 14	Brotherly Love... - July 24
Stupid Cupid... - July 24	First Aid... - July 26
I see you’ve put on your “Come Hither”... - July 28	I do SO adore the new banner boy... - July 28
Surprise, surprise, Waramon! - July 30	A Tale of Two Trollops - July 31

Black Violet comes bearing gifts for the... - Aug. 9	Spotted at IFDC earlier this month... - Aug. 13
Someone’s wearing out the carpet... - Aug. 15	When Shulamith met Alec... - Aug. 16
Austin or BUST! A Sparrows Roadtrip - Aug. 21	Found one of Arsinoe’s old gowns - Aug 30

And how was YOUR Labor Day... - Sep. 3	Draculina and Fenchurch, on the... - Sep. 5
Eh, we have pretty good time in Austin! - Sep. 6	Teeny bikini, BIG tizzy! - Sep. 8
All not-so-good things must come to... - Sep. 13	Pride Goeth Before a Pratfall - Sep. 20
Warts And All... - Sep. 22	All the Time In the World - Sep. 26
Exactly WHY are you here? - Sep. 29	Chances are... - Sep. 30

And Bebe Makes Trois - Oct. 2	Resolutions for the New (School) Year - Oct. 4
Gobnait Grabs a HUNK - Oct. 5	Nice guy, huh?... - Oct. 8
Not-so-quiet on the Western Front - Oct. 10	Rachel, I must admit to some... - Oct. 11
Lead And I Shall Follow - Oct. 14	Off The Beaten Path... - Oct. 16
Is possession nine tenths of the law? - Oct. 24	Alone time... take two? - Oct. 25
Something wicked – eh, you know... - Oct. 26	A Horse Story - Oct. 26
Flat Learning Curve - Oct. 26	Just Ignore the Peanut Gallery - Oct. 27
A Little Clue in Clara’s Parlor - Oct. 27	Rendezvous with a Vampire - Oct. 28
Halloween TREAT - Oct. 31	Pass The Balm Of Gilead, Will You? - Oct. 31

While Ms. Beamletter did indeed... - Nov. 3	Greetings, Peter... - Nov. 6
What Do Girls Really Want... - Nov. 17	No Axe-Grinding Going On Here... - Nov. 19
“Dear Rachel,”... - Nov. 28	Good thing Ms. Beamlette took... - Nov. 28

Eeen ze bosom of ma famille - Dec. 1	My Fertility Goddess - Dec. 3
Petit Dejuener - Dec. 6	Fraternal Felicitations For Boudicca - Dec. 8
Uneasy Rider - Dec. 12	Mending Fences - Dec. 19
Oh Brother, WHAT Are Thou? - Dec. 21	Gingerbread House of Horrors - Dec. 24
Sparrows Xmas Feast - Dec. 25	Sparrow Sisters, A Year in Review - Dec. 30
2007 – The Year in Review - Dec. 31

2008

Master Glorfindel, if a Mold Elf... - Jan. 13	With A Song In My, Um, Heart - Jan. 14
How could I refuse…? - Jan. 15	Eh, TANKS, Doc Kohana! - Jan. 16
Kaida, babe - wanna come with? - Jan. 21	Sir Integra appears to be waiting... - Jan. 21
More to this than meets the EYE - Jan. 24	The EYE has it... - Jan. 25
EYE on the prize... - Jan. 28	EYE-yai-yai! - Jan. 31

Kenzo takes us back in time... - Feb. 1	The Watcher In The Woods - Feb. 9
Tancredi’s Love Advice - Feb. 14	Love In the House Of Beamlette - Feb. 14
Oh Hiro, you didn’t have to worry - Feb. 18	Fenchurch’s Valentine - Feb. 15
Zimta got a little present for Valentine’s - Feb. 17	Valentine for Chance - Feb. 17
You sure took a risk with Dolores, Kaida - Feb. 17

It EASTER, ev’ybody... - Mar. 22

A little old-fashioned bare-fisted action - Apr. 14	Oh NO, not another #$%@* ELF! - Apr. 29

You Can’t Always Get What You Want - May 1	You Can’t Always Get..., Part 2 - May 1
“Oh, Happy Day...” - May 6	When you FIND your marbles! - May 12
Blood relatives? I think NOT! - May 27	Fen & Hiro, Wynnefred & Chance - May 28
Pots’n’Pans - May 29	Kiss It and Make It Better - May 30
Ulf’s Time Out - May 31

Sign ‘o the Times - June 1	Hiro gets serious... - June 3
Journey’s end... - June 12	A hope realized... - June 14
An offer is made... - June 15	Query: Do Elves eat pizza? - June 16
Farewell... for now... - June 17	Uh-oh, SPARROW Sisters Restring - June 17
Night falls – and Varius roams... - June 19	“...Wish him well.” - June 21

Yup, it’s BASTILLE DAY again! - July 14	Introducing YOUNG OONA... - July 14
We find her at home, hastily packing... - July 15	Dollectable Barflies hic - July 24
She stands at the door, waiting... - July 28

No mistaking, I hear Tabitha on the... - Aug. 13	“Dis been one BORING summer...” - Aug. 19
Tabitha presents – Kingstate Fainting... - Aug. 22	Boudicca sits alone in the parlour... - Aug. 26

Walk This Way... - Sep. 6	Avert Your EYEs - Sep. 10
Once in the door, we learn more... - Sep. 11	Another reason they call it “evil-Bay” - Sep. 18
Moth & Lovechild’s Excellent Adventure - Sep. 24	Girl Talk – and talk – and talk - Sep. 30

Lost And Found - Oct. 6	Elfride may not be a morning person - Oct. 20
Endless Love - Oct.’08	Hell hath no fury... - Oct. 29
Some TRICKIN’ and some TREATIN’ - Oct. 30	Hey, PUNKIN! - Oct. 31
Now, Shulamith, you look bewitching - Oct. 31	The Siren’s Song – Keziah... - Oct. 31

A Shock to the System - Nov. 5	When Easton Met Alma - Nov. 12
Zimta took a laptop out into the backyard - Nov. 17	Yoshi Over the Edge - Nov. 19
COOK dat bird! - Nov. 25	A Thanksgiving story - Nov. 27

Seeing Is Believing - Dec. 3	Tell Santa What You Want - Dec. 23
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Dec. 25	2008 Year In Review - Jan. 2

2009

Gifted - Jan. 19	Flying The Coop - Jan. 26
Around here, “cosplay” has become... - Jan. 29

Go To Your Room - Feb. 11	My Pervy Valentine - Feb. 12
Happy Valentine’s Day to my Kaida - Feb. 14	Ahh, Peter – well said... - Feb. 14
Late Valentine News - Feb. 19	The Spatial Anomaly At Work Again - Feb. 19
You Gotta Have Friends - Feb. 26

We look in on Natsumi, preparing for a date - Mar. 5	Birds Of A Feather - Mar. 12
When Irish Eyes Are Smirking - Mar. 16	Backyard Idyll – Beware The Snake... - Mar. 19
Things That Come With the Twilight - Mar. 25

Fenny, Get Yer Gun! - Apr. 2	E’Clair Prepares Lovechild for Easter... - Apr. 9
“What a Pretty New Easter Dress, Sophie” - Apr. 11	A-Easter Egg Hunting We Will Go - Apr. 12
The Story Of Oona Dolly - Apr. 23

“Happy MOMMY’S Day!” - May 10	The Dating Game - May 21
Return Of The Semi-Native - May 26	Imriel Reaches His Destination - May 28

Fallout from a GoGaDoll present - June 30	Forget BASTILLE DAY? Nevaire! - July 14

I think my new girl from ShellyL... - Sep. 28

The Suitor Arrives - Oct. 6	Persephone and Winslow go visiting... - Oct. 12
Yentas R Us - Oct. 13	Interview with the Vampire - Oct. 14
It’s SPARROWEEN! - Oct. 30

“Trespassers Shall Be Severely Dealt With” - Nov. 4	Bein’ T’ANKFULL is wat it all about... - Nov. 25

Direct from French Polynesia! - Dec. 19	Only A Part-Time Santa Elf - Dec. 21
Washi the Fixer - Dec. 24	A Few Outtakes from Christmas... - Dec. 28
Beamlette’s 2009 Year In Review - Dec. 31

2010

Not On MY Team - Jan. 8	You May BANK On It - Jan. 18
Tell Me A Story - Jan. 21	More Than a Realization - Jan. 26
Face-To-Face - Jan. 27

Wat LOVE Got To Do Wit It? - Feb. 13	I Love You – to PIECES - Feb. 14
BRAIN FREEZE! - Feb. 22

The Return of Ulf ó Flannagáin - Mar. 17	Putting a best foot forward... - Mar. 31

Beyond the Valley of the Jellybeans - Apr. 3	More Answers – And More Questions - Apr. 20
Farewell, My Turtledove of Love, for now... - Apr. 22	Remembrance – of Another Farewell - Apr. 27
A Rose Is A Rose Is A Rose – Or Is It? - Apr. 28

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