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A Restringing Tutorial
Posted
June 17, 2008
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Buddha
Girl: Hey dere!
Ms. galatia9 was visitin’,
an’ we watch wat she doin’
an’ learned all ‘bout it – so we gots advice for how
you restring dese big galoots, make ‘em STAN’, instead a’ fallin’
over. We demonstrate wit’ dis scary-lookin’ guy –
Big
Head: Hey! I’ve got a NAME – it’s Marbaden!
Angry
Sparrow: Yeh, wat’evr. Shut up
an’ we fix you up.
Tragic
Buddha
Girl: Hey, Sister, wat you doin’ – is you STUCK in dere?
Angry
Sparrow: Naw,
she jus’ shy.
Marbaden: For a shy person, she’s getting pretty personal, if you ask me.
Tragic
Buddha
Girl: An’ when we take break, dis de snack galatia9 like! How ‘bout you
odder ‘stringers, wat you recommen’?
Marbaden: It sounds delicious -- if you please, may I have some?
Angry
Sparrow: Eh, pa’tents
don’ gets to eat while procedur’ goin’
on.
Tragic
Buddha
Girl: Eh, you big DUMBASS, we tired
a’ you not c’operatin’! We kick you good!
*boot-boot-boot*
Marbaden: OW – cut that out, you little hoodlum! I wasn’t doing ANYTHING!
Angry Sparrow: Oh,
you guilty a’sumpin’, we sure.
Tragic
Buddha
Girl: *off* Hey, Sister, hurry up
-- we needs you over here!
Angry
Sparrow: Yeh,
jus’ a minute – I tied up –
Buddha
Girl: Eh, look – we havin’ a FOOT race!
Angry
Sparrow: T’ink
I winnin’ – giddyap.
Marbaden: As if I didn’t see THIS coming -- *sigh*
Tragic
Buddha
Girl: Well, dat
conclude our t’torial – tanks for lookin’.
Betcha all learned SUMP’IN!
Marbaden: Yes – I learned NEVER again to trust you little #$@%!
Angry
Sparrow: Wat you complainin’
bout – I holdin’ you han’. Dere, dere.
Tragic
And a BIIIIG thanks to Susan in Waxahachie
for this story idea!
At least they can hold their “liquorice”!
Oh no, what is THIS? Varius finds
a long-desired victim, in –
Night
falls – and VARIUS roams…
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