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This is what happens
when you FIND your marbles!
Posted May
12, 2008
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Chance: Hey,
Fenchurch! Kenzo! Are you coming with us? Quade and I are ready to leave now –
Quade: Yeah, hustle your muscle, guys – we ain’t got all day for you to *primp*, y’know!
Fenchurch:
We’re coming. We just got waylaid by Ms. Beamlette –
Kenzo: Yeah, she started messing around –
Chance: YEEEP!
What the heck happened to you?
Quade: Yeah – what the HELL’S more like it –
Kenzo: What – you don’t like it? Ms. Beamlette said she found her marbles, and couldn’t wait to
try them –
Fenchurch: And
as luck would have it, we got to be her first victims – er,
test subjects *snicker*.
Kenzo: Yeah, that Ms. Beamlette’s
a laugh a minute *snerk*.
Chance: WHERE
does she get these ideas, anyway… she spends WAY too much time online
*shudder*.
Fenchurch:
Actually, she said she’d been wanting to try this for
two years, but it took her this long to find her old bag of marbles from grade
school –
Quade: Heh, WITH or
WITHOUT marbles, she’s still an old bag herself *snort*.
**off-screen**
Young Quade: Hey, lookit
Chance: Ewwww…
Quade: Who YOU callin’ a
nimrod, you little #@$%!
Young Quade: These are COOL! I’m
the LIZARD KING – an’ I hypnotize you to be MY dinner – RRRRROWWWWWW!!!
Young Chance:
I’ve got ZOMBIE eyes… **rolls head**… I – want – your – brain *grunt*.
Young Tabitha:
Mine look just like the EGGS I ate this morning – BUUUUUURP!
**Tancredi
wanders in**
Fenchurch:
Oh-oh, did she get you too, Tancredi?
Quade: Yep – the big gawk’s got some doozies there –
Tancredi: Oui -- Mam’zelle Beamlette, she say to me zat she
‘ad ze per-fect yeux pour moi–
Tancredi: An’ I must to agree – zey
are like ze flag de
ma patrie, n’est pas? But I do not know what ma belle E’Clair she say
about zeese… I must to go show ‘er
maintenant. Au revoir!
**exits**
Chance: Thank
goodness my eyes are still GLUED in – uh-oh –
Kenzo: That sound – I think it’s – the HAIRDRYER!
Fenchurch: Yep
– she’s looking to loosen some eyes –
Quade: I don’t know about you dweebs, but I’m outta here – I like MY eyes where they ARE! **takes off**
Needless to say, Hiro didn’t like Fenchurch’s new gaze, and made an
impassioned plea for the restoration of her baby blues. She responded to him
thusly in an e-mail –
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From Fen: Sorry we upset you…
Posted May 12, 2008
Hey Hiro,
You know that Ms. Beamlette, she gets a wild hair, and we have to go with it.
It WAS pretty creepy, huh? She had another little brainstorm, and I said, oh
sure, let’s do it –
Remember on “Family
Guy”, when Stewie had this little mishap? --
“GAH! I broke a damn blood vessel!”
Bwahahahahaha!
--Fenchurch
PS – I promise I
won’t be wearing any weird eyes while you’re here.
Fenchurch is quite the little
joker in her own right – but she did keep her promise when Hiro
came to visit soon thereafter. Besides, there’s enough
other things in the House of Beamlette to scare him,
in –
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