Twins Vs. Triplets!
Posted June 29, 2011
Lead Cadet: Here now, are you the Williams Twins?
Second Cadet: Yeah, we’re lookin’ for a set of redheaded guys – and you fill the bill!
Lead Cadet: We are the Watanabe Triplets. I am Ichiro, and these are my brothers Jiro and Saburo. We have a serious issue with you Williamses –
Jiro: As Ichiro says, serious! **shakes fist**
Jiro: Wot th’ – HEY, SABURO!!!!! Get yer ass over here, NOW!!!
Ichiro: Don’t tell me he fell asleep, again!
Jiro: Ya dope! **backhands** And where’s yer coat’n’hat?
Saburo: Man… I just woke up; how should I know where they are? *groan* And why’d you wake me up, anyway… I was havin’ such a good dream –
Ichiro: No time for dreams, soldier; we have a mission – defending the honor of one of our womenfolk! Are you with us?
Saburo: Oh – you mean, someone else’s gonna get pummeled for a change, instead of ME?
Jiro: Hoo-yeah! It’s three of us agin’ those two gingers! **makes fist** I like them odds!
Ichiro: Exactly as Jiro said – these two have been sniffing around our Faye, so it behooves us to act, swiftly and surely –
Saburo: Heck yeah, count me in! *beaming*
Ichiro: All right, men, prepare to strike –
Saburo: I’ve got a fist for each of them!
Jiro: Yeah, we’ll show these pretty boys ya don’t mess with the Watanabes *grin*!
Faye: Down, boys! No need to go all Yakuza on my friends there –
Ichiro: Oh – Faye-san! Pardon, we thought they meant to dishonor you –
Saburo: – so we were just upholding the family honor, is all –
Jiro: – and catchin’ up on our pummeling! Gotta keep in practice, y’know –
Faye: Now, boys, as my great-uncles, that’s very sweet and old-fashioned of you to care **pats shoulders**. I always loved hearing the stories my grandfather used to tell about his older brothers in your cadet days; he really looked up to you. My nephew and niece warned me about the Spatial Anomaly at this house, so I wasn’t as surprised to find you all here – though I didn’t expect this kind of enthusiasm –
Faye: I’m flattered at the attention, boys; however, you don’t have to worry about ME. I can take care of myself, and have been for several years, without your assistance –
Ichiro: It is difficult to understand this new era and country we find ourselves in –
Jiro: There’s gotta be something we can get in a dust-up about –
Saburo: And here I was all set to be the one to DO the pummeling, for once **clenches fists**.
Faye: So, now that that’s cleared up, Warwick and I will be off to enjoy the rest of the day. See you around, and don’t get into too much trouble – though I can’t say the same for us *giggle*!
Ichiro: Yes, m’am! **at attention**
Jiro: Heh, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do! **tips hat**
Ichiro: Away she goes, cutting a fine wake –
Jiro: Fine as any destroyer ever sailed *whistles*…
Saburo: Sorry, Big Red…welcome to MY world!
“good” – as in