Mice in the cupboard?
No, itís SPARROWS!
Posted June 26, 2006
Hmmm, it's Malfoy, Tabitha's "sweetie," who likes to draw. Wonder what he's doing today...
Awww, it's a portrait of you-know-who
Shulamith: Hi, Malfoy **smile** It's nice to see you. Oh, you know how to draw --
Malfoy: Uh -- m-hm...
Shulamith: Oh, isn't that cute -- it's a picture of Tabitha! You really are very talented --
Malfoy: Mm, uh-huh... if you say so...
Shulamith: Do you think you could draw a picture of *me*? I'd really like that --
Malfoy: Uh, -- NO. I gotta go now.
Shulamith: Oh, do you *really* have to go now? Maybe you could draw me later on today -- ?
Malfoy: Uh-huh. Gotta go... find Tabby...
Shulamith: **slumps in chair** HUH. What is it with him and her? I usually don't have THIS much trouble with guys. D*mn...
**sounds of tiny voices**
Shulamith: Huh -- I hear little voices... sounds like... they're coming form the cupboard... Hmmm...
"dat big STOOPID girl..."
"...yeh, she BIG stoopid..."
"...ooo yes, that big stupid TABITHA..."
Shulamith: Ahhh -- so Tabby has some enemies *smile*
Shulamith: **opening cupboard doors** Did I hear you little girlies talking about a TABITHA?
Sparrow Sisters: YEH! Who you?
Buddha Girl: Yeh, she big STOOPID girl who keep gettin' in OUR way. She big nuisance.
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, she do tings to us.
Shulamith: I know this Tabitha. I thought she was okay, but I didn't know she was mean to little girlies like YOU!
Buddha Girl: Yeh, she try to catch us, make us drunk --
Angry Sparrow: She make us BARF.
Shulamith: Well, this is really terrible; I didn't know she was so wicked. I'd like to help you little girlies, if you want --
Buddha Girl: Eh, we do it ourselfs, but... maybe we need BIG girlie of our OWN!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, our OWN big girlie.
Shulamith: Now isn't THIS a lucky stroke! I LIKE it when what I want is what someone else wants too -- makes me feel a little NOBLE, even *hahaha*
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