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Woe Betide Shulamith

Posted July 21, 2006

 

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Malfoy: **pining** Tabby... miss Tabby *siiiigh*
Shulamith: Oh Malfoy sweetie -- that is SO terrrible of Tabitha to go off and leave you like that. *I'm* here... I won't leave you.

 

 


Shulamith: I think you're such a dear, pretty boy. I'M here, yes I am *soothing*
Malfoy: *siiiiiigh*... Tabby...

 

 


Tabitha: I'm BACK! Get yer sneaky little paws off MY Malfoy! Your stinkin' little game DIDN'T work!
Buddha Girl: Eh, sisters, get dat big fat LYIN' girl over dere!
Malfoy: *Oh* it's... my... TABBY***!
Shulamith: Wha-WHAT? How -- ? DRAT.

 

 


Malfoy: Tabby... you're here... you're okay?
Tabitha: M-HM *huggg*
Buddha Girl: Move it, BAD girlie!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, MOVE. You come wit US.
Tragic Plum: Oh yes, we're VERY mad at you...
Shulamith: What -- HEY! What're you DOING? We had a DEAL -- OW!

 

 


Malfoy: Oh Tabby... I won't EVER let you outta my sight...
Tabitha: No, NEVER *hug*

 

 


Shulamith: You little turncoats. Why did I EVER trust you?
Buddha Girl: Dat was DEN. Dis is NOW. You use us.
Tragic Plum: Never EVER use us... oooh, 'cause then we have to teach you a LESSON... ooooh...

 

 


Tancredi: Mam'zelle, do not say zat I deedn't WARN you. Stee-leeng o-zer filles' sweet-hearts eesn't nice.
Buddha Girl: Dat Right, Frenchy. Boy dis girl got one BIG head!
Angry Sparrow: She got head like PLANET.
Tragic Plum: Ooooh... not THAT big... more like a MOON...
Shulamith: Shut up with the torture, and just get it OVER with, will ya? I am so *expletive*

 

 

Poor Imriel was the loser in Kaida’s contest, so Gobnait and Waramon endeavored to cheer him up with this:

 

IMRIEL, dear, WE still love you

 

 

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