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Bein’ T’ANKFULL is wat it all about *burp*
Posted November 25, 2009
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Buddha Girl: WOW! Lookit dis
swell spread we gots fo’ T’anksgivin’! We very
fortunate dis year, ain’t
we, sisters?
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, dis pretty good
**reaches for roll**.
Tragic
Buddha Girl: Dat she was. We gots
ta be REAL t’ankfull dis year fo’
her, even if she fall down in de scrip’ depa’tment.
She know we likes our eats –
Angry Sparrow: She even give us CAVIAR – you know she feel REAL guilty ‘bout no
stories. Mmm, fish eggs –
Buddha Girl: Eh, wat wrong, sister? You face longer’n usual –
Tragic
Buddha Girl: Eh, sister, dat all very nice you want you
horsey boyfrien’ to eat T’anksgivin’
dinner wit us, but you see we got no HAY fo’
him, so wat he eat den?
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, de cranberry sauce don’ taste so good wit
dat –
Tragic
Buddha Girl: Awww, sister, dat a
nice senty-mint. But you not alone,
you gots you sisters here wit you. Fam’ly wat count today. Here, you
have piece a’dis nice Key Rhyme pie, and I bet you
cheer up fast!
Tragic
Buddha Girl: Nawww! It jus’ PEEK you appy-tite.
Tragic
Washi: Ah, I told them you could be thoughtful and kind, Buddha Girl, and this
proves it!
Buddha Girl: EH! Who you, an’ why you come in like dis and scare us, sayin’ stuff
like dat?
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, one moment you not dere,
n’next you is –
Tragic
Buddha Girl: An’ who dis DEY you talkin’
‘bout, annyway? An’ why you gots WINGS? Mebbe you jus’
fly away, den, and stop scarin’ us –
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, you makin’ de dinner get all cold –
Tragic
Washi: Haha! Ladies, my name is Washi,
and I’ve been sent with a little message for you. Nothing at all to be scared
about – I’m indeed an angel, as Tragic Plum has just observed, despite my taste
in pants *smile*.
Buddha Girl: You gots lots more ‘splainin’
to do den dat, Mister Wishy-Washy.
You still didn’ say who DEY is, an’ how you know our
names, huh?
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, how you know my sisters’ names – d’o you didn’ say mine. Mebbe you don’ know it.
Tragic
Washi: Me, avenging? Nooo… despite my name (which means “eagle”). The
they I refer to are The Powers
That Be, who oversee all in this sphere and others. “They” have been concerned
about the behavior of you all in the past. I, however, told them I have faith
in you, and “they” asked me to prove it.
Washi: Of course, knowing you as I do, I thought it important to remind you who’s part of “they”… Santa Claus, for one… and the Yuletide
holiday is just around the corner… *wink*…
Buddha Girl: Hmmmmm… yeh, Santy… we had “issues” wit him fo’ a while now. But mebbe
it couldn’ hurt if you put in de good word fo’ us –
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, maybe you put in a COUPLE good words fo’ us –
Tragic
Buddha Girl: Eh, how you like you dinner, Mister Wishy? Mo’ dark meat? Oh, an’ pass de bento box appy-tizers,
please!
Washi: Certainly, Buddha Girl. Mmmm, this is all
quite delicious – my deepest thanks to you, Sparrow sisters, for including me
at your table this Thanksgiving.
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, we pretty hospitalable
when it called fo’.
Tragic
Seems
the girls have made a new friend, and distracted TP – for now J
Christmas
2009 promised to be an interesting season, starting with this scenario familiar
to those with children – with an unexpected twist –
