“Trespassers Shall Be Severely Dealt With”
Posted November 4, 2009
Guess who else went up to
Teddy Bear: …Doom…d-doooooooom!
Angry Sparrow: Look to me like de maid don’ come in here much, ei’der *cough*.
Buddha Girl: I tink dis drawer is wat dey call fo’ de UNMENTION’BLES – woo!
Angry Sparrow: *lifting veil corner* Hey - here she is. De big, bad vampire, Draculina.
Buddha Girl: Yeah, she not lookin' so bad dere is she? I heard dem say she been sleepin' since her boyfriend, T'nai Wild Man went home. She don' look like she gonna wake up any time soon neid'er.
Teddy Bear: …don’t…forget… d-dooooooom!
Buddha Girl: Aw, she sleepin' like log. Hey look - she gots some swell stuff up dere on her dresser. Maybe we take s'venir with us. Show we were in de big bad vampire room!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, we show ev’ybody we not afraid of no vampire.
Draculina: Well, what do we have here? It looks like breakfast in bed. How nice of you to accommodate me like this so that I don't even have to go hunting.
Buddha Girl: We not you breakfast! We too little – dey not enough blood in ALL a’us fo’ you to quench you thirst!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, I jus’ make a li’l squirt.
Draculina: True, you are small. Hardly worth the effort. Still, there must be some retribution made for trespassing into a vampire's lair. I can hardly let you get away with such a transgression now, can I?
Draculina: Ah yes, little sad one. Perhaps I should leave one witness to spread the word on the fate that befalls those that cross the line. So you run along now, while I enjoy a little snack. Let's see, one now and I'll save the other one for my mid-day treat.
Rhodry: What’s going on in here – is that you, Miss Plum? Ah! Now, Draculina – put down Miss Sparrow, immediately! We can’t have you feeding on our guests like this. I wouldn’t enjoy having to explain this to Ms. Beamlette, either!
Buddha Girl: Eh, tanks, Mister Rhodry, you save our hides from dis bloodsucker! I know she you sister, but dat no call to go munchin’ on us.
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, dat close call. *slides down boot*
Rhodry: Nor would I want you to, Ms. Plum. As for my sister – Draculina, what have you to say to our guests? –
Draculina: Hmmmm, let me see, dear Rhodry... if you are insinuating I should issue an apology, I think you have quite missed the big picture in this situation. The little pests came into MY room without my invitation. I was merely behaving as any self-respecting vampire would behave. Since they are the human equivalent of fast food, the next time they invade my boudoir, I shall be MUCH quicker!
What a shame Draculina missed the opportunity to taste these piquant little birdies!
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