Posted December 19, 2009
Elfride: All right, children, Santa is ready to hear your Christmas wish lists –
Hula Santa: Bon jour, mes enfants, San-ta Claus weel now ‘appily ‘ear what eet ees zat you dee-sire for to make yourselves a Joyeux Noël, n’est pas? Climb up on ma lap, and please to speak clear-lee –
Frida: Why you dressed like THAT, Santa? Are you REALLY Santa? I NEVER see Santa wearin’ a grass skirt before! *wags finger*
Ulf: Uh-oh, she gonna make Santy mad, den he won’t wanna hear us – dumb girl…
Hula Santa: Mais oui, lee-tle girl, I am San-ta. I ‘ave jus’ re-turned from ma sum-mer
‘ome een ze
Frida: Oh. *thinks* Okay, but I b’lieve you for sure when I gets my presents!
Ulf: Shhhh! Don’ make him mad!
Elfride: Er, Santa, I think you’d better give me your cigarette. Pas de fumer around the little ones –
Little Nigella: *sniff* I… I dunno…
Little Kyo: Aw, you okay, N’gella?
Elfride: Sweetheart, what’s wrong? –
Little Nigella: *sniff* I… I ‘fraid a’Santa… he… he scare me… *tears up*
Elfride: Aw, dear – there’s nothing to be scared of. I know he seems big, and um, strange, but you’re not alone. Santa wants you to tell him what you want for Christmas, and I’m here for you, too –
Little Kyo: See, it’ll be okay, N’gella – an’ I’m here, too! *thumbs up*
Hula Santa: An’ ma lee-tle garçon, ‘ave you been good all zees year long?
Ulf: If dat means ME, yeah!!! I been REAL good dis year, an’ I wants a bicycle, an’ I wants my own compooter an’ a –
Frida: Hmph –
Frida: You LYIN’! Santa, Ulf LIES! I seen him take toys away from other kids at playschool, an’ push girls an’ –
Ulf: Hey, I jus’ takin’ back what dey tooked from ME! –
Hula Santa: Now, now, not to fly off ze han-dle – du calme,du calme, mes petits –
Ulf: You jus’ a big TATTLETALE, Frida! I punch you fo’ dat! *swing*
Frida: Oh yeah? *ducks* At least I don’ LIE ta Santa! Nyahhhh!!!
Little Nigella: Oh! I hope Santa don’ get hurt…
Hula Santa: Zut alors! Ees zat any-way to show ze Christ-mas spi-rit? Eet ees time for ze bags of ze coals, I am theen-king – **enter Little Tabitha**
Little Tabitha: Hmmmmm…
Little Tabitha: Ahhhhh, you alla buncha LOOOOOO-SERS!
My sentiments, exactly!
No rest for a weary Santa’s Helper, though, even at home –