Eh, we have pretty good time in Austin!

Posted September 6, 2007




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Buddha Girl: An’ we got some pretty swell tings, too, like dese hats from Ms. April, sushi from Mr. Aaron and Ms. Cain, and cupcakes an’ all de fixin’s from Ms. Marianna. Only ting is, we didn’ get dere like we’d planned.

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, chicken bailed an’ we lose car.

Tragic Plum: I told Chicken not to run away in Gallup, not while we were so close to that Mexican restaurant… ooooh… and the police sent the car, and us, back to BF Carl… ooooh



Buddha Girl: So we fly wit Ms. Beamlette and Ms. Clara instead. Dis us on plane!

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, but we jus’ barely make it. Ms. Clara almos’ made us miss it.

Tragic Plum: Ooooh, I really thought we wouldn’t make it… but BF Carl was nice and broke several traffic laws getting us here, even though he took back our car… ooooh



Buddha Girl: Eh, Ms. Clara, guess we both dumbasses, forgettin’ our licenses!

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, but you DON’ gots a license!



Buddha Girl: Well… I try, but dey gots so many RULES… I can’ ‘member dem all.

Angry Sparrow: We unnerstan’ – you tryin’, annyway.

Tragic Plum: Oh yes – you always  do your best for us… you’re the BEST sister we could possibly have… truly… oooooh



Buddha Girl: Well, here we are in de room, waitintil time for de action to start. It pretty quiet de day before, huh?

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, kinda dull.

Tragic Plum: I thought we had PLENTY of excitement today, really…but then, I think rice pudding is exciting, too… ooooooh



Buddha Girl: Dis us nex’ day, meetin’ Ms. Marianna’s Jewel. Bot’ Jewel and Ms. Marianna real nice ladies!

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, I can see real good from up here.

Jewel: It’s, um, very nice to meet you little girls – but, um, are you sure that’s safe up there?

Tragic Plum: Oooh, not really, Ms. Jewel, but SOMEONE has to the lookout… ooooh



Buddha Girl: Eh, look, it Stuart Little! Long time, no see. Pull up chair, we gots an extra.

Stuart Little: Ladies -- it’s lovely to see you again, too. I promise there will be no talk of shenanigans this time; I shall be the soul of discretion.

Angry Sparrow: If you say so. But dat no fun.

Tragic Plum: Ooooh, we didn’t really mind… but then, you didn’t really DO anything, either… not to me, anyway… ooooh



**later at the reception**

Buddha Girl: Dat Stuart he get aroun’. But why he bite off arm of our tortilla guy, annyway?

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, an’ he didn’ ask first.

Tragic Plum: But he is sort of our guest… we did offer some hospitality when he first came up… ooooh

Tortilla Man: Oh sure, take HIS side. I’m getting out of here before I lose a leg!



**in sales room**

Buddha Girl: Eh, we visit Ms. Marsha Trent’s table, an’ see her Devil an’ Angel girls. Wat up, girls?

Hana Devil: Not a lot. How ‘bout you?

Angry Sparrow: Oh, dis’n’dat.

Tragic Plum: I’m glad to see you, Ms. Angel… we scaredy girls have to stick together, don’t we?... oooooh

Hana Angel: Yes, yes we do… but we’re still  outnumbered



Buddha Girl: You gots some pretty clothes here, Ms. Marsha – now only if you make OUR size next time, we be sure to make Ms. Beamlette buy LOTS!

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, lots. I like dis one.

Tragic Plum: Oh yes, they’re all so pretty… but I think we ALL could get in one… and I’d really prefer my OWN… ooooh



Buddha Girl: Den it time for the de big banquet. Look at all dis nice stuff Ms. Marianna give us! Wat you tink, Fee – an’ wat you want first? You our special guest, so you get first pick.

Fee: *giggle* I want SUGAR with my sugar! And a cupcake, fer sure!

Angry Sparrow: Tell de biggies to pass de sugar. Be sure you sprinkle on dat snowcone, too.

Tragic Plum: I’ll just nibble on this nice pretzel Ms. Marianna gave me… oooh, maybe a LITTLE sugar on it couldn’t hurt… oooooh



Stuart Little: My, ladies, this is quite the grand event, and I’m so happy to see you all here, including Miss Fee.

Buddha Girl: Eh, good to see you show up for de final wingding. Not dat I wanna know where you been since de first night. But you gonna have to find your own chair – we don’t got any o’ders.

Tragic Plum: Yes… we only brought four… not that we’ve ever seen you sit down, come to think of it… ooooh



Buddha Girl: Now DIS a dessert! Dig in ev’yone! Hey, where sister, she gonna miss out if she don’ get back here soon.

Fee: I think she said something about going to the powder room –

Angry Sparrow: Wat she need POWDER for?



Tragic Plum: Ooooh, I’m a kamikaze pilot! BANZAIIIIII!!!

Buddha Girl: Hey, dat an ENTRANCE! But you gonna wear dat cake!

Angry Sparrow: Leave some for us.

Fee: I think Ms. Marianna will catch her in time – I hope!

Stuart Little: It’s never dull when you little girlies are around, I will say that!



Buddha Girl: After de banquet done, we go to de BAR! Need big drink after sister scare us like dat!

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, I still shaky. But I mix drink better.

Tragic Plum: Ooooh, I scared MYSELF… I think it was the sugar rush that made me do it… ooooh



Buddha Girl: We get a little rowdy here – you know how it happen. Tink Ms. April’s hats make us tink we tough.

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, we get back at sister, too.

Tragic Plum: Oooooh, maybe it’s safer under here… I KNOW I’m not tough… oooooh



Buddha Girl: Well, now it look like some kinda ORGY! Fee send in troops!

Fee: I’m just a simple peace officer who happens to have a Super Horse. At least mine isn’t permanently attached like Ms. Shelly’s girl back there!

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, you can’ change shoes when you like dat.

PamSD’s new Orientdoll tiny girl: Will I always have fun like THIS?

Shelly’s little Namu boy: Why won’t Ms. Shelly RESCUE me – helllllp!

Tragic Plum: *barely audible* oooooh, it’s like FLOOR CAKE all over again… oooooh



Dawne: Tha-tha-tha-tha-that’s all, folks!


(The Sparrows’ evening gowns by Janine Manley J)



Chaos does seem to follow our diminutive protagonists, does it not?


Galatia9’s girls, Wynnefred and Rachel, showed off their crocheted bikinis by Jill in WV, and got poor Hiro in a fit. It also had an effect on my boys Chance and Quade


*Teeny* bikini, BIG tizzy!



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