Eh, we have pretty good
Posted September 6, 2007
Buddha Girl: An’ we got some pretty swell tings, too, like dese hats from Ms. April, sushi from Mr. Aaron and Ms. Cain, and cupcakes an’ all de fixin’s from Ms. Marianna. Only ting is, we didn’ get dere like we’d planned.
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, chicken bailed an’ we lose car.
Tragic Plum: I told Chicken not to run away in Gallup, not while we were so close to that Mexican restaurant… ooooh… and the police sent the car, and us, back to BF Carl… ooooh…
Buddha Girl: So we fly wit Ms. Beamlette and Ms. Clara instead. Dis us on plane!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, but we jus’ barely make it. Ms. Clara almos’ made us miss it.
Buddha Girl: Eh, Ms. Clara, guess we both dumbasses, forgettin’ our licenses!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, but you DON’ gots a license!
Buddha Girl: Well… I try, but dey gots so many RULES… I can’ ‘member dem all.
Angry Sparrow: We unnerstan’ – you tryin’, annyway.
Buddha Girl: Well, here we are in de room, waitin’ til time for de action to start. It pretty quiet de day before, huh?
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, kinda dull.
Buddha Girl: Dis us nex’ day, meetin’ Ms. Marianna’s Jewel. Bot’ Jewel and Ms. Marianna real nice ladies!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, I can see real good from up here.
Jewel: It’s, um, very nice to meet you little girls – but, um, are you sure that’s safe up there?
Buddha Girl: Eh, look, it Stuart Little! Long time, no see. Pull up chair, we gots an extra.
Stuart Little: Ladies -- it’s lovely to see you again, too. I promise there will be no talk of shenanigans this time; I shall be the soul of discretion.
Angry Sparrow: If you say so. But dat no fun.
**later at the reception**
Buddha Girl: Dat Stuart he get aroun’. But why he bite off arm of our tortilla guy, annyway?
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, an’ he didn’ ask first.
Tortilla Man: Oh sure, take HIS side. I’m getting out of here before I lose a leg!
**in sales room**
Buddha Girl: Eh, we visit Ms. Marsha Trent’s table, an’ see her Devil an’ Angel girls. Wat up, girls?
Hana Devil: Not a lot. How ‘bout you?
Angry Sparrow: Oh, dis’n’dat.
Hana Angel: Yes, yes we do… but we’re still outnumbered…
Buddha Girl: You gots some pretty clothes here, Ms. Marsha – now only if you make OUR size next time, we be sure to make Ms. Beamlette buy LOTS!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, lots. I like dis one.
Buddha Girl: Den it time for the de big banquet. Look at all dis nice stuff Ms. Marianna give us! Wat you tink, Fee – an’ wat you want first? You our special guest, so you get first pick.
Fee: *giggle* I want SUGAR with my sugar! And a cupcake, fer sure!
Angry Sparrow: Tell de biggies to pass de sugar. Be sure you sprinkle on dat snowcone, too.
Tragic Plum: I’ll just nibble on this nice pretzel Ms. Marianna gave me… oooh, maybe a LITTLE sugar on it couldn’t hurt… oooooh…
Stuart Little: My, ladies, this is quite the grand event, and I’m so happy to see you all here, including Miss Fee.
Buddha Girl: Eh, good to see you show up for de final wingding. Not dat I wanna know where you been since de first night. But you gonna have to find your own chair – we don’t got any o’ders.
Buddha Girl: Now DIS a dessert! Dig in ev’yone! Hey, where sister, she gonna miss out if she don’ get back here soon.
Fee: I think she said something about going to the powder room –
Angry Sparrow: Wat she need POWDER for?
Buddha Girl: Hey, dat an ENTRANCE! But you gonna wear dat cake!
Angry Sparrow: Leave some for us.
Fee: I think Ms. Marianna will catch her in time – I hope!
Stuart Little: It’s never dull when you little girlies are around, I will say that!
Buddha Girl: After de banquet done, we go to de BAR! Need big drink after sister scare us like dat!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, I still shaky. But I mix drink better.
Buddha Girl: We get a little rowdy here – you know how it happen. Tink Ms. April’s hats make us tink we tough.
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, we get back at sister, too.
Buddha Girl: Well, now it look like some kinda ORGY! Fee send in troops!
Fee: I’m just a simple peace officer who happens to have a Super Horse. At least mine isn’t permanently attached like Ms. Shelly’s girl back there!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, you can’ change shoes when you like dat.
PamSD’s new Orientdoll tiny girl: Will I always have fun like THIS?
Shelly’s little Namu boy: Why won’t Ms. Shelly RESCUE me – helllllp!
Dawne: Tha-tha-tha-tha-that’s all, folks!
(The Sparrows’ evening gowns by Janine Manley J)
Chaos does seem to follow our diminutive protagonists, does it not?
Galatia9’s girls, Wynnefred and Rachel, showed off their crocheted bikinis by Jill in WV, and got poor Hiro in a fit. It also had an effect on my boys Chance and Quade…