They wanted WINGS
A Fenchurch/Tancredi/Sparrows story
Posted May 16, 2006
Tancredi: Bon jour, ma cheri sportif.
Fenchurch: Go away, Tan WHOA NELLY! Where did the WINGS come from?
Tancredi: Well, I ave zees, what you call eet, part-of-ze-time job, as an Angel of Death.
Fenchurch: I bet you have to drag them away kicking and screaming when they see YOU coming!
Tancredi: What ees eet, Cherie zat look of pain upon your visage
Fenchurch: OH! My back it hurts all of a sudden, between my shoulder blades. Ouch, I wouldve thought a pain like you would be a lot lower!
Tancredi: MON DIEU! Now you ave ze wings also. But I al-weez thought you were an angel, Cherie.
Fenchurch: Ohmigod, I DO have wings WHY? How? I I I
Fenchurch: Im an AVENGING ANGEL!!! And Im going to do some avenging on your miserable carcass!!!
Tancredi: Now, now, ma cherie let us not be zo has-tee
Fenchurch: How DARE you kiss me with that ashtray you call a mouth!
Tancredi: But Cherie, eet ees ze on-lee one I ave OW!
Tancredi: Ooo, not ze FACE, Cherie
Tancredi: Oh Cherie, I am done for
Fenchurch: One MORE
Fenchurch: *WHEW* Being an Avenging Angel, you sure can work up an appetite. But there is something to be said for job satisfaction.
Tancredi: Oooo Cherie you know how I LOVE eet when you play ze hard-to-get ***
Buddha Girl: Eh, look, big vulture crash-land!
Angry Sparrow: It stink like vulture.
Tancredi: Ah, zee lee-tle ver-min, zey ave come to serenade me
I think you know what happens next
Hiro was particularly entertained when I showed him this pic:
Poor old Tancredi looks like hes gagging, after a likely blow to the throat -- !
Although I was painting Tancredi as quite the cad, he did have his fans, so I put together this little tribute to him: