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They wanted WINGS
A Fenchurch/Tancredi/Sparrows story
Posted May 16, 2006
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Tancredi: Bon jour, ma cheri
sportif.
Fenchurch: Go away, Tan
WHOA NELLY! Where did the WINGS come from?
Tancredi: Well, I ave zees, what you
call eet, part-of-ze-time
job, as an Angel of Death.
Fenchurch: I bet you have to
drag them away kicking and screaming when they see YOU coming!
Tancredi: What ees eet,
Cherie zat look of pain upon your visage
Fenchurch: OH! My back it
hurts all of a sudden, between my shoulder blades. Ouch, I wouldve thought a pain
like you would be a lot lower!
Tancredi: MON DIEU! Now you ave ze wings also. But I al-weez
thought you were an angel, Cherie.
Fenchurch: Ohmigod, I DO have wings WHY? How? I I I
Fenchurch: Im an AVENGING
ANGEL!!! And Im going to do some avenging on your miserable carcass!!!
Tancredi: Now, now, ma cherie
let us not be zo has-tee
Fenchurch: How DARE you kiss
me with that ashtray you call a mouth!
**FWACK**
Tancredi: But Cherie, eet ees ze on-lee one I ave OW!
**FWACK**FWACK**
Tancredi: Ooo, not ze
FACE, Cherie
**FWACK**
Tancredi: Oh Cherie, I am done for 
Fenchurch: One MORE
**FWACK**
Fenchurch: *WHEW* Being an
Avenging Angel, you sure can work up an appetite. But there is something to be
said for job satisfaction. 
Tancredi: Oooo Cherie you know how
I LOVE eet when you play ze
hard-to-get ***
Buddha Girl: Eh, look, big vulture crash-land!
Angry Sparrow: It stink like vulture.
Tragic
Tancredi: Ah, zee lee-tle ver-min, zey ave
come to serenade me
I
think you know what happens next
Hiro was particularly entertained when I showed
him this pic:
Poor
old Tancredi looks like hes gagging, after a likely
blow to the throat -- !
Although
I was painting Tancredi as quite the cad, he did have
his fans, so I put together this little tribute to him:
I know Tancredi
is a vile creature, but I love him so
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