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What’s sauce for the Christmas goose?

Posted December 24, 2006

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...Meet Chester Goose, out for a pleasant stroll, singing to himself...

Chester: -- "It's beginning to look/a lot like Christmas..."

Chester: **happily oblivious** -- "Ev'ry where you gooooo..."
Buddha Girl: Hey, goose is loose!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, why he do dat?
Tragic Plum: Ooooh... someone left the door open on the cage... ooooh...

Buddha Girl: Eh, goose, don't walk around so much; you be tough –

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, we want you tender.
Tragic Plum: Yes, no matter how carefully we cook you, we can't make you more tender... ooooh...
Chester: Ermmm...

Chester: **to self** -- COOK? I don't like the sound of this -- *gulp*

Buddha Girl: OK, bird, time you go in oven. No more runnin' around!

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, it time.

Tragic Plum: Ooooh, he's getting all flappy... ooooh...

Chester: Wings, don't fail me now!

Buddha Girl: Eh, you get down NOW!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, can't stay up dere all night.
Tragic Plum: Nooo, you can't... we're SOOO hungry already... ooooh...
Chester: No way! Scram, you little hoodlums!

Buddha Girl: Dis goin' to take some PSYCHOLOGY. But we get dis bird down -- don' want dinner to be late!

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, it time for tricks. We outsmart dumb bird.

Tragic Plum: Yes, we shall just have to try persuasion... oooh... and maybe flattery... oooooh...

Chester: Maybe they'll be more reasonable now... maybe it's safe to come down...

LATER...

Buddha Girl: Eh, we have Merry Christmas, an' hope you do, too!
Angry Sparrow: It gonna be merry, just takes time.
Tragic Plum: ...but it's worth the wait... ooooh...
Chester: **off-stage** Uh, isn't this SAUNA a little hot?...

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The Sparrows wait to ambush -- er, GREET Santa

Posted by beamlette on December 24, 2006

Buddha Girl: Eh, we get first crack at Santy dis year. I cross-check list!
Angry Sparrow: He better not forget.
Tragic Plum: Ooooh... I hope he doesn't get STUCK... or BURNT... oooooh...

In the spirit of Auld Lang Syne, here are some year-end review postings:

Sparrow Sisters 2006 in Review

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