What’s sauce for the Christmas goose?
Posted December 24, 2006
...Meet Chester Goose, out for a pleasant stroll, singing to himself...
Buddha Girl: Hey, goose is loose!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, why he do dat?
Buddha Girl: Eh, goose, don't walk around so much; you be tough –
Yeh, we want you tender.
Buddha Girl: OK, bird, time you go in oven. No more runnin' around!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, it time.
Buddha Girl: Eh, you get down NOW!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, can't stay up dere all night.
Buddha Girl: Dis goin' to take some PSYCHOLOGY. But we get dis bird down -- don' want dinner to be late!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, it time for tricks. We outsmart dumb bird.
Buddha Girl: Eh, we have Merry Christmas, an' hope you do, too!
Angry Sparrow: It gonna be merry, just takes time.
The Sparrows wait to ambush -- er, GREET Santa
Posted by beamlette on December 24, 2006
Buddha Girl: Eh, we get first crack at Santy dis year. I cross-check list!
Angry Sparrow: He better not forget.
In the spirit of Auld Lang Syne, here are some year-end review postings: