Austin or BUST! A Sparrows Roadtrip

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Austin or BUST! A Sparrows Roadtrip

Posted August 21, 2007

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Buddha Girl: Eh, look wat Mr. BF Carl give us – cool wheels! Now we make trip to Austin in STYLE!

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, it better’n motorcycle – more room.

Tragic Plum: Oh yes… it was very nice of Mr. BF Carl… even though we wrecked the motorcycle… ooooh…

Angry Sparrow: But I don’ tink dere room for chicken in dis trunk. Hardly room for luggage.

Big Chicken: *bwaaaack-bwack-bwack-bwack!*… (Chickenese for, “No problem, I’ll just stay behind.”)

Buddha Girl: An’ lookit dis – leather seats. Dis real classy act. Mmmm…

Buddha Girl: Dis mus’ be wat dey call four-on-floor –

Angry Sparrow: Tink I need four-on-FOOT to get dis chicken in here –

Tragic Plum: Be careful, sister – we don’t want to give Venus and Ares a bruised chicken for their wedding! … ooooooh….

Big Chicken: *BWACK-bwack-bwack-bwack!* (“Watch the feet, watch the FEET!”)

Buddha Girl: Okay, sisters, we get goin’ now, if we gonna make Gallup by dark.

Angry Sparrow: Chicken gonna ride in back seat, den, wit sister.

Tragic Plum: Ooooh, I think we’ll have to GALLOP to get to Gallup… it’s a very tight fit back here… ooooh….

Big Chicken: *bwack-bwack!* (“You’re tellin’ ME!”)

Buddha Girl: Oh-KAAAAY! We all set – everyone gone to bat’room?

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, bats okay, too.

Tragic Plum: They have good reason to be – they get to stay at home… oooooh…

Big Chicken: *bwwwwwaaaaaaaaaak!* (“My sentiments, exactly.”)

**somewhere in the background we hear the strains of “On the Road Again…**

Buddha Girl: It good day for startin’ a trip, even do’ it pretty hot!

Angry Sparrow: Yeh… why I tink I forget som’ting?

Tragic Plum: That’s a very good question… I always forget something… oooh…

Big Chicken: *bwack-bwack-bwack* (“Have you looked in back?”)

**THUMP**

Buddha Girl: Wat dat noise? I didn’ see nuttin’ to hit.

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, it clear in front.

Big Chicken: *BWAAAACK-BWACK-bwack* (“You little nimrods, you didn’t shut the trunk!”)

Tragic Plum: Oooooh, Chicken is getting all excited! I hope he isn’t trying to escape… oooh…

**THUMP**

Big Chicken: *bwack-bwack-BWACK-bwaaaaack!* (“You’re losing your luggage – turn back – NOW!”)

Tragic Plum: Oooooh, calm down, Chicken, or you’ll hurt yourself… ooooh…

Buddha Girl: Eh, wat dat bird all bothered about, annyway? He bein’ real nuisance.

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, he makin’ it hard for me to figger out wat I forget.

Tragic Plum: Please relax, Chicken… you don’t want to be all cranky for this long drive… ooooh!

Big Chicken: *bwack-bwack-bwack-bwack-bwack-bwack!* (“So you little twits won’t have clean undies when we get there – see if I care!”)

Well, if they didn’t fool Mister Chicken – they DON’T wear underwear!

Much clothing was purchased for the bigger kids at BJDC; Arsinoe and Lorenza model them –