Posted August 21, 2007
Eh, look wat Mr. BF Carl give us – cool wheels! Now
we make trip to
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, it better’n motorcycle – more room.
Angry Sparrow: But I don’ tink dere room for chicken in dis trunk. Hardly room for luggage.
Big Chicken: *bwaaaack-bwack-bwack-bwack!*… (Chickenese for, “No problem, I’ll just stay behind.”)
Buddha Girl: An’ lookit dis – leather seats. Dis real classy act. Mmmm…
Buddha Girl: Dis mus’ be wat dey call four-on-floor –
Angry Sparrow: Tink I need four-on-FOOT to get dis chicken in here –
Big Chicken: *BWACK-bwack-bwack-bwack!* (“Watch the feet, watch the FEET!”)
Okay, sisters, we get goin’ now, if we gonna make
Angry Sparrow: Chicken gonna ride in back seat, den, wit sister.
Tragic Plum: Ooooh, I think we’ll have to GALLOP to get to
Big Chicken: *bwack-bwack!* (“You’re tellin’ ME!”)
Buddha Girl: Oh-KAAAAY! We all set – everyone gone to bat’room?
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, bats okay, too.
Big Chicken: *bwwwwwaaaaaaaaaak!* (“My sentiments, exactly.”)
**somewhere in the background we hear the strains of “On the Road Again…**
Buddha Girl: It good day for startin’ a trip, even do’ it pretty hot!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh… why I tink I forget som’ting?
Big Chicken: *bwack-bwack-bwack* (“Have you looked in back?”)
Buddha Girl: Wat dat noise? I didn’ see nuttin’ to hit.
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, it clear in front.
Big Chicken: *BWAAAACK-BWACK-bwack* (“You little nimrods, you didn’t shut the trunk!”)
Big Chicken: *bwack-bwack-BWACK-bwaaaaack!* (“You’re losing your luggage – turn back – NOW!”)
Buddha Girl: Eh, wat dat bird all bothered about, annyway? He bein’ real nuisance.
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, he makin’ it hard for me to figger out wat I forget.
Big Chicken: *bwack-bwack-bwack-bwack-bwack-bwack!* (“So you little twits won’t have clean undies when we get there – see if I care!”)
Well, if they didn’t fool Mister Chicken – they DON’T wear underwear!
Much clothing was purchased for the bigger kids at BJDC; Arsinoe and Lorenza model them –