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Not On MY Team
Posted January 8, 2010
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This tableau came about after a couple of doll friends visited. I couldn’t
resist having fun at Tarquin’s expense…
Tarquin: No offense, but I don’t swing that way, so stop wastin’
your time, pretty boy, capisce?
Waramon: No offense taken at all, dear Tarquin –
Waramon: You do know that Italian is one of the languages of love, don’t you? I
find that SO fascinating –
Tarquin: Well, this is said in good old AMERICAN! I told ya,
cut it out, or I’ll have to maim you to make my point –
Waramon: Oh, you flirt! When WILL you make good on your intention?
Tarquin: *aside* Aw, cr*p, I keep forgettin’
this guy’s one of them masochists on TOP of bein’ a
girly-boy. Sheesh…
Waramon: Just TAKE me, now, you big, strong MAN, before the suspense does me in!
*grab*
Tarquin: WHAT th’ – get your
mitts offa me, NOW!
Waramon: Do relax, and enjoy, Tarquin
sweetie – I know I am! *snuggle*
Tarquin: Hey, Ms. Beamlette, call off your lap dog, will
ya? He’s gettin’ guy
slobber all over my swell suit. Only GIRLS are allowed to do that!
Me: Ignore him, Tarquin. He’ll get bored and
wander off in a bit. You know how he is –
Tarquin: Y’know, Ms. Beamlette,
I’m tired of you takin’ his side all the time, lettin’ him do what he wants, when he wants. Besides,
when’s the last time I had a story op? It’s about time you started to
appreciate me better – or I may just find myself a new home – and I know
there’s places I’m STILL wanted!
**exits**
Waramon: *calling* If it’s ANY consolation, dear Tarquin,
I will ALWAYS want AND appreciate
you!
Tarquin: *off* YOU don’t count!
Waramon: Oh yes I can – to TWENTY-ONE,
at least!
As
for HOW Waramon does this – oh, better not ask! 
Another
risqué vignette followed –
