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Beamlette’s 2009 Year In Review
Posted December 31, 2009
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The Sparrows, feeling neglected by a lack of “scrip’s”, attempted to
leave. Spampy panties to the rescue! A crisis
narrowly averted…
Buddha Girl: Eh, Ms. Beamlette, we retink
dis now – we stay a while longer, in ‘preciation a’ wat you done for us
–
Tabitha’s elf aversion continues unabated, though we do get a hint as to
the source –
Chance: They weren’t exactly flaunting their ears, I didn’t think – how could
you see them? Are you sure you weren’t imagining that –
Tabitha: I KNOW pointy ears when I see ‘em! And they
sure had them. This one doink had a looooooong-a** pair, when he took off his hat. Honestly…
what the #@%$ was Dad doing with those crazy #@%$? How the heck did he get
mixed up with them?
The Spatial Anomaly brought a royal visitor to Fenchurch this year –
Fenchurch: OH! Are you – who I think you are?
Kleopatra: Dear child, I am no mind reader, despite my prodigious gifts of
intellectual and political acumen. Do tell me your deduction.
Fenchurch: You’re Kleopatra VII, last ruler of ancient
Sweet little Raven Crowe acquired some gal pals; however it remains to be
seen what influence they will have on each other…
Tabitha: Man, Chieko, you got a BIG-#@$% burr under your saddle today! And after
I helped you beat up your little #@$% of a brother yesterday, too! **reaches
for door**
Chieko: Yeah, yeah, I know, I owe you one – gees, watch your French there, in
front of Raven, will you?
Raven: Oh, don’t mind me – I – I’ve heard it before – and not just from you
*giggle* –
Leprechauns paid us a visit –
Doileag Uí
Flannagáin: An’ now it’s off home
fer us, an’ a sound hidin’ fer you, m’lad. Step lively now!
**tugs his ear**
Ulf ó Flannagáin: OW! Oh, owowow, stoppit,
Ma – tha’ hurts! An’ ye’re embarrassin’ me in front o’th’
lass *blush*!
Georgine: Ms. Beamlette, did you purposely put me out as leprechaun bait? That was a close call –
whew!
As did more elves – Zimta’s brother Kif, and Hibou’s Turtledove of
Love, Imriel – who after a tense first meeting,
reached a rapprochement –
Kif: I – accept shall I your hand, Lord Imriel –
Imriel: And I yours – with a promise to discuss further your vexations and
grievances. We Elves of all persuasions need to be more united than divided in
these times.
Kif: That – most decent would be of you, Lord Imriel.
Accept this will I –
And Imriel found out he is now a father…
Garlyth: *hoo*-momma-say-you-dove-where-you-WINGS? *hoo*
Imriel: In my heart, little one, in my heart… *smile*.
Other meetings occurred – in
Winslow: So – it wasn’t really just an accident, meeting up with you in the park,
was it, then?
Marty Jean: Haha, nooooo… I
think it’s a set-up, and I bet you can guess who’s behind it, can’t you?
And the Sparrows met – and narrowly escaped! – Draculina…
Buddha Girl: Eh, tanks, Mister Rhodry, you save our hides
from dis bloodsucker! I know she you sister, but dat no call to go munchin’ on us.
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, dat close call.
*slides down boot*
Tragic
Rhodry: Nor would I want you to, Ms. Plum. As for my sister – Draculina, what have you to say to our guests? –
Draculina: Hmmmm, let me see, dear Rhodry... if
you are insinuating I should issue an apology, I think you have quite missed
the big picture in this situation. The little pests came into MY room
without my invitation. I was merely behaving as any self-respecting
vampire would behave. Since they are the human equivalent of fast food, the
next time they invade my boudoir, I shall be MUCH quicker!
The usual holidays were included – Valentine’s Day, Easter, Halloween,
Thanksgiving, Christmas – and our personal favorite,
Bastille Day. A certain resident Frenchman will never let us forget, and
neither will his recently-arrived English cousin…
Tancredi: Now, ees zat not a chanson of chansons? Do you not under-stand bet-ter ze glorious cause of Freen-ch
freedom?
Valentine: *shuddering* Oh yes… my ears feel ever so much freer now –
Persephone: We did get off easy this time, what with only one verse having been sung
– in a manner of speaking.
Some stories I did leave hanging this year… among them,
Estella: May be… meantime, give
…and most notably, will Elfride EVER find out whoooooo is her
long-lost sister?
Stay tuned in 2010…
The
first piece for 2010 is more of a vignette, that revisits an old theme –
