Bonsai of the Vanities, Part I
Posted August 22, 2006
Buddha Girl: Sisters! Sisters! Come look, come look!
Angry Sparrow: What wrong?
Buddha Girl: Our tree -- it DEAD!
Angry Sparrow: How it happen?
Angry Sparrow: What we do now?
Buddha Girl: I think on this a bit. Go make soup -- always think better on full stomach.
Buddha Girl: Ehhhh... you mean -- dat other big dumb girl?
Angry Sparrow: Dat we *not* cut head off?
Buddha Girl: Yeh... said it might make Ms. Beamlette mad. Then she sell us off. Okay, sisters, cool heels.
Angry Sparrow: We still fix soup?
Buddha Girl: Dat settled! Make soup, den head clearer. C'mon!
Angry Sparrow: I chop veg'bles.
Part II posted later that evening: