Posted May 29, 2008
Ulf: Dis is my OWN song I play, Maeby – I do th’ BIG bangs, an’ you keep makin’ lotsa little bangs on you pot, OK?
Maeby: Oh… you mean I don’ gets to make any big bangs, too?
Ulf: NO, ‘cause I’m th’ boy, an’ it’s MY song. You keep bangin’ you pot like dis - **bangbangbangbangbang** See?
Maeby: Awww… can’t I make a BIG bang too, after all my little bangs?
Ulf: NOPE! I’m gonna stawt now -- **BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGetc.**
Maeby: I don’ think annyone’ll hear me play… *sigh*
Chance: Maeby! ULF! Stop that noise RIGHT NOW! Who gave you those pans?
Maeby: Oh big bro’ver, we jus’ playin’ – a funny lady in th’ kicchen gave ‘em to us –
Ulf: Yeah – she dwessed all fancy, said we dwive spiwits away –
Wynnefred: What funny lady in the kitchen, sweetie?
Chance: *sigh* ANOTHER imaginary friend, I think -- !
Tabitha: What the #$@%* is all that RACKET? Oh! The rug rats are at it, messin’ with the kitchenware -- #$@%*!
Ulf: I’m not no wug wat! What’s a #$@%*?
Chance: Tabby, watch your mouth around the kids! Sheesh!
Wynnefred: Maeby, I think we’d better put away the pots and utensils now --
Chance: Tabby, you and Malfoy take Ulf and Maeby out of here – Wynnefred and I want some private time in the living room – right NOW! And no more swearing!
Tabitha: Yeah, yeah, yeah *grumble* who died and made you king? Alright, Ulfster, c’mon, and you too, Maeby – big bro’ wants to snuggle with his girlfriend, and doesn’t need your serenading –
Ulf: *grumble* No ‘pweciation a’ music ‘wound HERE!
Maeby: Bye-bye, Wynn’fwed – can I see you later?
Wynnefred: Bye-bye, Maeby – I’ll come tell you a story at bedtime, okay?
Wynnefred: For just two little ones they sure made enough noise, didn’t they?
Chance: Yeah – you’ve got to watch them every minute. And that story about the funny lady – I shouldn’t be surprised at any thing they make up, should I? You do what you can to explain your way out of trouble when you’re a little kid –
Wynnefred: So – you don’t think there really was a funny lady? Or –
Wynnefred: -- maybe it was me, and I’m really a fairy godmother in disguise, who’ll hit you with her wand, and turn you into a frog or something -- **BONK**
Chance: Hey! No fair –
Chance: But if I’m a frog, I’ll need someone to take the spell off me – like a princess… or a certain girl with big blue eyes, who looks cute even when she’s wearing a big spaghetti pot on her head…
Wynnefred: -- Said by a certain dark-haired boy who wears a colander like it was a top hat *giggle* --
Chance: -- A certain dark-haired boy who likes to get lost in those big blue eyes whenever he can – which is never often enough, he thinks –
Wynnefred: Nope, NEVER often enough… But what do you do when I’m not here?
Chance: Oh, boring stuff – work, work and more work --
Wynnefred: Then we’d better PLAY, PLAY, PLAY while we can! And not just with pots’n’pans! *giggle*
Hiro’s visit wouldn’t be complete without Ulf – LOL!