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Just Up Our Alley
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March 27, 2007
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Kenzo: **typing** “Hey, Kaida,
thought I’d better e-mail you and see what you’re doing.”
Persephone:
Are you writing to Kaida?
Kenzo: Uh-huh. I’m trying to be a better boyfriend.
*chuckle* Last
I heard, she was home, plotting world domination.
Persephone: An
admirable goal…
Kenzo: I’ll say. We need more short people in
charge.
Persephone: So
true. I love my brother Waramon, but he takes up too
much space and oxygen. Ditto my cousin Boudicca, minus the love part. We
vertically-challenged people are much more ecological. Please tell her she has
my whole-hearted support. And if she has any openings for
posts in her new world order, to consider me –- just after you, of course.
Kenzo: Of course. *grin*
Buddha Girl:
**enters** Eh, I hear you talkin’ about bein’ SHORT. You not know what it REALLY like be short!
Kenzo: Well, relatively speaking –-
Buddha Girl: I gots relatives too dat
shorter dan you and you girlfrien’. So don’ talk at me ‘bout SHORT!
Persephone:
She does have a point. I do appear nicely gigantic next to her.
Buddha Girl: Yeh, an’ you gots da FEET to prove it!
Persephone:
Then I should think you had better watch out for these feet, or any others
around here –
Kenzo: Um, Perseph, I
think you’d better cool it –
Persephone: Oh
– yes… I’m not up to being used as a bowling pin today.
Buddha Girl: Dat more like it. RESPECK us!
Persephone: Indeed.
Kenzo: As I recall, Buddha Girl, you and your
sisters didn’t threaten Kaida’s sister Kohana when you met them last year. Why was that? **arching an eyebrow**
Buddha Girl:
**hangs head** Don’ wanna say…
Kenzo: Maybe I should invite them to come visit – what do you think about that? I’ll write Kaida right now –
Buddha Girl: No!
Don’ do dat, Kenzo-san. I be good – WE be good!
Honest! **hugs his leg**
Kenzo: Okay then… And… to show I’m not such a meanie, I have a present I’ve been saving for you and your
little sisters. Persephone’s remark reminded me –
Persephone: Did it then… this I would like to see.
A little while later…
Buddha Girl:
Eh, STRIKE! You go, Sister! An’ tanks, Kenzo-San.
You Oh-Kay in our book.
Angry Sparrow:
Tragic
Persephone:
**rubs shin** I don’t disagree with THAT.
Kenzo: Just a little gutterball,
is all. *snerk*
Buddha Girl has found a new way
to spell, “respect” – wonder what Aretha would think?
We learn more about Persephone,
as well as David and Natsumi, in:
Spring, and a young *girl’s* fancy…
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