Kenzo declines the BOOBY PRIZE
Posted July 18, 2006
Kenzo isn't just a good soccer player. He's also serious about becoming a concert violinist, and we've caught him towards the end of his practice, as he plays Brahms' Waltz in A Flat...
Kenzo: **thinking** Wonder what Kaida is doing right now...
**turns and finds Boudicca directly in front of him**
Boudicca: You dulcet little music-maker, you. How about a DUET?
**turns to find Gobnait even closer**
Gobnait: Yes, sweetcheeks -- I'm up for a duet, with YOU, of course!
Boudicca: I do so appreciate classical music -- and you, I imagine, are QUITE classic **smile**
Gobnait: M-hm -- he's CLASSY, all right. More than I can say for YOU.
Boudicca: You absurd little trollop, don't you know the difference between "classic" and "CLASSY"?
Gobnait: Eh, whatever works, you snotty English stilt!
Boudicca: Better than a common pygmy, like you. I daresay a BANJO would be too highbrow for your ilk!
Gobnait: You and your swell words and accent! At least *I* won't get a nosebleed!
Boudicca: Go back and wallow in your sty, you little truffle-hunter! **shove**
Gobnait: You GIRAFFE! All neck and legs **flail** I dunno whether to TRIP you or STRANGLE you **flail**
Kenzo: ...must... get... away... uuuhhhh... **crawl**
Boudicca: Well -- it appears we have lost him altogether, you troublesome little troll.
Gobnait: Hm -- not ALL my fault, ya preying mantis.
Meantime, Shulamith put into action a most devious plan, in three parts beginning with: