Let Them Eat Cake – a Tabitha/Sparrows Story
Posted May 25, 2006
WARNING: Some scenes may be deemed questionable for viewing by the very young, easily offended, or just plain queasy.
Tabitha: **humming “Make a Little Birdhouse In Your Soul” while screwing cap back on bottle**
Chance: Um, Tabby, WHAT are you up to?
Tabitha: Soaking this little cake in booze.
Chance: I should know better than to ask, but WHY?
Tabitha: I got this great idea from a Blind Samurai movie. He told some kids that the best way to catch sparrows was with sake-soaked beans. So I’m going to catch those *expletive* flyin’ mice sisters with this booze-soaked cake.
Chance: Uh-huh. Why do I see “recipe for disaster” written all over this?
Tabitha: After what they did to me with my own hair ribbons, leaving me to Waramon, they DESERVE it!
Chance: Whatever. I’d like to say that I WON’T rescue you from your own idiocy – but – I’ll go look for a HazMat suit.
Tabitha: *to herself* Hehhehheh those little bird-poops will get what’s coming to them.
Tabitha: They should be coming by any time now…
Tabitha: Here they come…
Sparrow Sisters: Chirp-cheep-chirp-chirp-cheep-cheep-cheep **what it sounds like to Tabitha **
Buddha Girl: Eh, look, sisters – FLOOR CAKE!
Buddha Girl: We in luck today!
Angry Sparrow: It look good.
Buddha Girl: Dis sure good cake – uumnnnn.
Angry Sparrow: I like cake.
Tabitha: Hehhehheh – eat up, my little cockroaches!
Buddha Girl: *HIC* eh, dat some cake *HIC*
Angry Sparrow: *HIC* my head spin *HIC*
Tabitha: A-HA – NOW I’ve clipped your wings, little mice – your tiny butts are MINE!
Sparrow Sisters: *HIC!!!*
Buddha Girl: *HIC* It dat big STUPID girl *HIC* we gotta fix HER, sisters! *HIC*
Angry Sparrow: *HIC* She no get away wit dis! *HIC*
Chance: O-kaaaay – I really shouldn’t be surprised by this –
Tabitha: *expletive* Who knew they were MEAN drunks!
Tarquin: Hehheh, Chance, your sis makes a great PINATA.
Buddha Girl: *retch* Dis not over YET – we still got score to settle – *RRRRAAAAALLLLPH*
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, we settle her score *urp*
It’s not surprising that “Tabitha” and “trouble” both start with the same letter.
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