Posted February 22, 2010
Me: Are you feeling OK, Washi honey?
Washi: Oh… Ms. Beamlette, you know, I’m feeling a little peckish – just a little, mind you –
Me: What would hit the spot, then?
Washi: Hmmm… something sweet… and creamy, I think –
Me: Here you go –
Washi: Why thank you, Ms. Beamlette – that was Johnny-on the-spot service –
Me: Haha! You’re certainly welcome.
Washi: Oh… that’s quite… umm, fancy… what is it?
Me: It’s soft ice cream – it comes out of a machine all swirly like that. Go on, taste it – I think you’ll like it.
Washi: Mmm…mmmmmmm… *slurp*… mmmmmmmmmmmmm…
Washi: OH! *****
Me: Something wrong, sweetie?
Washi: Yes… and no… I like this ice cream business, but – it’s giving me the chillies! *shiver*
Me: Just a mo’ – I think I know what you need –
Washi: Ahhhhhh… MUCH better now! *slurp*
Don’t you wish all solutions could be that easy?
I couldn’t resist bringing back Ulf the Leprechaun for St. Patrick’s Day 2010, and once again he’s looking for love in all the wrong places –