Gobnait Grabs a HUNK
(In celebration of Nabees )
Posted October 5, 2007
Gobnait: *to self* M-hm… what have we here!
Gobnait: You’re new around here, aren’t you?
Hunky Stranger: Yeah – is it that obvious?
Gobnait: You bet – I haven’t seen anyone quite like you before *wink*.
Gobnait: Has anyone shown you any hospitality yet?
Hunky Stranger: Nuh-uh. But I haven’t been here that long.
Hunky Stranger: So… are you offering some?
Gobnait: First I have to check to see if you have anything concealed –
Hunky Stranger: Now why d’you think that, hon?
Gobnait: Well… a girl can’t be too careful nowadays, you know.
Hunky Stranger: You be as careful as you want, then… mmmmm.
Hunky Stranger: Y’know, those lips of yours are sayin’ something – but I can’t quite catch it…
Gobnait: Maybe you should lean in a little closer – I wouldn’t want you to miss out…
Hunky Stranger: Mighty thoughtful of you… don’t mind if I do…
Gobnait: Don’t be shy now -- closer…
Hunky Stranger: Mmmmmm…
Hunky Stranger: Funny, isn’t it – I almost didn’t take that left turn – and lookit what I would’ve missed *smile*.
Gobnait: I’d say you’ve got a great sense of direction, hon –
Hunky Stranger: And I didn’t even ask for any *laughs*.
Gobnait: You don’t have to ask! *also laughs*
Black Violet: Well, woudja look at that! Selfish cow – she didn’t tell me where she was keeping HIM!
Waramon: Now, now, pet – she didn’t tell ME, either!...
Now, now, children, mustn’t covet thy slutty friend’s new toy.
Well, Smythe’s little fib may have been exposed, just when he least expected it –