The Sparrow Sisters in

“Have Yourself a Merry Little Easter (or else)”

Posted April 15, 2006




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Buddha Girl: Eh, look, chicken made basket full of Easter eggs!

Angry Sparrow: How it do dat?



Buddha Girl: Easy – I squeeze bird – like this –

**POIT** (egg shoots into basket)

Angry Sparrow: Dey already colored, too.



Buddha Girl: An’ dis rapid fire –


Tragic Plum: Oooh, the poor bird… no wonder it looks a little flat…



**cue menacing music**

Bun-Bun: Give up the goodies, you little vermin, or you’ll feel my switchblade between your miserable little ribs!

Buddha Girl: Eh, so DAT how Easter Bunny get eggs – he STEAL dem!



Sparrow Sisters: You no gets OUR eggs!!!

Bun-Bun: Just TRY me, you little cockroaches!



Angry Sparrow: Take DAT, weevil bunny!

Buddha Girl: Hehhehheh, we eat Easter Bunny for EASTER! Save chicken for other day.

Tragic Plum: Ooooh, we killed the Easter Bunny… ooooo



The next story is a little riff on one of my favorite songs (you may recognize it ):


Malfoy and Tabitha Make a Little Birdhouse in Their Souls



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