The Sparrow Sisters in
“Have Yourself a Merry Little Easter (or else)”
Posted April 15, 2006
Buddha Girl: Eh, look, chicken made basket full of Easter eggs!
Angry Sparrow: How it do dat?
Buddha Girl: Easy – I squeeze bird – like this –
**POIT** (egg shoots into basket)
Angry Sparrow: Dey already colored, too.
Buddha Girl: An’ dis rapid fire –
**cue menacing music**
Bun-Bun: Give up the goodies, you little vermin, or you’ll feel my switchblade between your miserable little ribs!
Buddha Girl: Eh, so DAT how Easter Bunny get eggs – he STEAL dem!
Sparrow Sisters: You no gets OUR eggs!!!
Bun-Bun: Just TRY me, you little cockroaches!
Angry Sparrow: Take DAT, weevil bunny!
Buddha Girl: Hehhehheh, we eat Easter Bunny for EASTER! Save chicken for other day.
The next story is a little riff on one of my favorite songs (you may recognize it ):