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The Sparrow Sisters in
“Have Yourself a Merry Little Easter (or else)”
Posted April 15, 2006
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Buddha Girl: Eh, look, chicken
made basket full of Easter eggs!
Angry Sparrow: How it do dat?
Buddha Girl: Easy – I squeeze
bird – like this –
**POIT**
(egg shoots into basket)
Angry Sparrow: Dey already colored, too.
Buddha Girl: An’ dis rapid fire –
**POIT*POIT*POIT**
Tragic
**cue
menacing music**
Bun-Bun: Give up the
goodies, you little vermin, or you’ll feel my switchblade between your
miserable little ribs!
Buddha Girl: Eh, so DAT how
Easter Bunny get eggs – he STEAL dem!
Sparrow Sisters: You no gets OUR eggs!!!
Bun-Bun: Just TRY me, you
little cockroaches!
Angry Sparrow: Take DAT, weevil
bunny!
Buddha Girl: Hehhehheh, we eat Easter Bunny for EASTER! Save chicken for
other day.
Tragic
The
next story is a little riff on one of my favorite songs (you may recognize it 
):
Malfoy
and Tabitha Make a Little Birdhouse in Their Souls
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