Eh, TANKS, Doc Kohana!

Posted January 16, 2008 by Buddha Girl




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Buddha Girl: You pr’script’on for ginger ale jus’ wat we needed after our big Chris’mas eats!

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, we need dat.

Tragic Plum: Oooh, yes… we thought we were going to burst… oooooh



Buddha Girl: Yeh, we no burst – man, dat woulda been MESS! But we do gots de big *BURPS* -- pardon me – now.



Angry Sparrow: Yeh -- *BUUURP* -- dat big.



Tragic Plum: Oh yes -- *BUUUURRP!* I’m surprised at how big that was!… oooooh



Tabitha: That was NOTHING, you little peeps! You wanna hear REAL burping, go to the expert – namely ME!

Young Chance: Yeah, she taught us all we know.

Young Tabitha: Uh-huh. We can outburp you anytime.



Buddha Girl: Eh, you always fulla wind, big girl. But we gots the ammo, an’ we been burpin’ up a storm. Show us what YOU gots!



Tabitha: No sweat -- *BUUUUUUURRRP!!!*

Young Tabitha: Hold your ears -- *BUUUUURRP!*

Young Chance: Listen to this -- *BUUUUUURRP!!*



Buddha Girl: You bet dat NUTTIN’! Listen DIS –

Sparrows in unison: *BUUUUUUUUURRRRP!!!*





Young Chance: YEAH, Tabby! That’s showed ‘em!

Young Tabitha: Yeah – I KNEW Big Me could do it! *snerk*



Chance: Just WHAT the heck is going on here, Tabby?

Tabitha: Nothin’ – just a friendly little contest. They thought they could outburp me, and they were wrong, of course – that’s all.

Young Chance: You shoulda seen it – man she REALLY blew ‘em away.

Young Tabitha: Yeah, I think she got their underwear, too.

Maeby: Bro’ver, howcome Tabby bwowinunnnerwear off th’ little girls?



Chance: A FINE example you’re setting for the kids! C’mon, you two, we’re going to have a little discussion on manners, before it’s too late for you. Tabby, you’re hopeless.

Tabitha: Big whoop. I’ve heard it before, and it ain’t exactly inspiring *hmph*.

Young Tabitha: Wonder just when WE’LL be hopeless -- !

Young Chance: Not soon enough!

Maeby: Awww… so Tabby don’ wanna be ‘SPIRED…



Tabitha: Yeah, I’m the WINNER and champeen, once and always! Eat your hearts out, little tweets!

Buddha Girl: You not heard last a’DIS, big windy girl! We restock ammo, soon as we recover.

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, we buy out Smart’n Final, an’ show you.

Tragic Plum: Oooh, IF we’re smart, this may BE final… ohhhhhh….



SPECIAL thanks to Jill in WV for the little ginger ale bottles! *wink*


Guess the Sparrows and Tabby haven’t quite buried the hatchet yet. Hard when you’re a moving target!


As we know, Kenzo and his sweetie Kaida like to cosplay, too. Kenzo goes for that 50s look this time, in –


Kaida, babe – wanna come with?



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