Eh, TANKS, Doc Kohana!
Posted January 16, 2008 by Buddha Girl
Buddha Girl: You pr’script’on for ginger ale jus’ wat we needed after our big Chris’mas eats!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, we need dat.
Buddha Girl: Yeh, we no burst – man, dat woulda been MESS! But we do gots de big *BURPS* -- pardon me – now.
Angry Sparrow: Yeh -- *BUUURP* -- dat big.
Tabitha: That was NOTHING, you little peeps! You wanna hear REAL burping, go to the expert – namely ME!
Young Chance: Yeah, she taught us all we know.
Young Tabitha: Uh-huh. We can outburp you anytime.
Buddha Girl: Eh, you always fulla wind, big girl. But we gots the ammo, an’ we been burpin’ up a storm. Show us what YOU gots!
Tabitha: No sweat -- *BUUUUUUURRRP!!!*
Young Tabitha: Hold your ears -- *BUUUUURRP!*
Young Chance: Listen to this -- *BUUUUUURRP!!*
Buddha Girl: You bet dat NUTTIN’! Listen DIS –
Sparrows in unison: *BUUUUUUUUURRRRP!!!*
Tabitha: Oh YEAH? Take THIS - *BUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPPP!!!!!*
Young Chance: YEAH, Tabby! That’s showed ‘em!
Young Tabitha: Yeah – I KNEW Big Me could do it! *snerk*
Chance: Just WHAT the heck is going on here, Tabby?
Tabitha: Nothin’ – just a friendly little contest. They thought they could outburp me, and they were wrong, of course – that’s all.
Young Chance: You shoulda seen it – man she REALLY blew ‘em away.
Young Tabitha: Yeah, I think she got their underwear, too.
Maeby: Bro’ver, howcome Tabby bwowin’ unnnerwear off th’ little girls?
Chance: A FINE example you’re setting for the kids! C’mon, you two, we’re going to have a little discussion on manners, before it’s too late for you. Tabby, you’re hopeless.
Tabitha: Big whoop. I’ve heard it before, and it ain’t exactly inspiring *hmph*.
Young Tabitha: Wonder just when WE’LL be hopeless -- !
Young Chance: Not soon enough!
Maeby: Awww… so Tabby don’ wanna be ‘SPIRED…
Tabitha: Yeah, I’m the WINNER and champeen, once and always! Eat your hearts out, little tweets!
Buddha Girl: You not heard last a’DIS, big windy girl! We restock ammo, soon as we recover.
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, we buy out Smart’n Final, an’ show you.
SPECIAL thanks to Jill in WV for the little ginger ale bottles! *wink*
Guess the Sparrows and Tabby haven’t quite buried the hatchet yet. Hard when you’re a moving target!
As we know, Kenzo and his sweetie Kaida like to cosplay, too. Kenzo goes for that 50s look this time, in –