OonaDolly, Channeling Dorothy
Posted July 28, 2011
Oona Dolly: Lalalalalalalala… we’re off to find the Wizard, lalalalalalalala…
…are you OK, Toto? You should be – you gets to be carried! Not that I mind –
Oona Dolly: After all, even though it’s a nice day, it’s a looooooong walk to Oz, so we better get going!
Myrtle: *to self* Huhhh… what’s up with her?
Oona Dolly: Hi, there, who are you? I’m Dorothy, and me an’ my little dog Toto are going to Oz –
Myrtle: Name’s Myrtle. Oz, huh? Where’s that, an’ why’re you goin’ there?
Oona Dolly: Why, to see the Wizard, of course! I’m going to ask him if he can send me an’ Toto home –
Myrtle: So – you lost or somethin’?
Oona Dolly: Kinda – a tornado blew our house outta
…*thinking* Talk about a crazy-*ss story… still, those shoes could be the Real Deal –
Myrtle: Shut up and gimme your shoes, NOW!
Oona Dolly: Haha, you’re funny! I can’t give you these shoes –
Myrtle: WHAT? Why the h*ll not?
Oona Dolly: Well, just lookit your feet –
Myrtle: What about MY feet?
Oona Dolly: Your feet are WAY too fat to fit these shoes; you’ll never get ‘em on, silly!
Myrtle: *fuming* Of all the #@$*... &%@#... #%*@...
Oona Dolly: All right, Toto, we’d better not stand around chit-chatting. Maybe we’ll meet some nicer people on our way, haha!
Oona Dolly may not be much nicer, but at least she smiles when she tells you *wink*.
Even BJDs need to do laundry, and sometimes they take short-cuts…