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***SPARROW-een 2010***
Posted October 31, 2010
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Varius: Ah, so good to see my dear Maker again – and on this particular day, too
*chuckle* –
Belshunu: Yes… a day of treats, indeed… each era has its festivals. I so enjoy a
treat myself… the taste of young, fresh blood now and again… just a taste, mind
you…
Varius: Arsinoë will be delighted to see you – or have
you already encountered her?
Belshunu: No… not yet. All in good time; I’m in no hurry. I understood… from the
mistress of this household… that I am welcome to stay, for as long as I wish.
It appears… to be densely populated…
Varius: Haha, yes! And all very tempting, but I
maintain discretion, so as to not abuse her hospitality –
Belshunu: As shall I… there is an advantage to being of such a great age as mine,
at any rate… I have no pressing thirst as I once did when a fledgling. You
could say… I am more of a connoisseur, and needn’t rampage through the human
populace… tempting as it may be… *smile*
Buddha Girl: Eh, TrickerTreat, bloodsuckers! Guess it no
big deal to you, ‘cause you dressed like Halloweenie ALL de time!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, same cheesy costumes.
Tragic
Belshunu: Ah… and pray, tell… who are
you dressed as… for this tricking and treating venture?...
It looks as if it has brought you success in amassing sweets…
Buddha Girl: I’m Marie Ant’nette, befo’
she lose de head! An’ yeh,
we gots a pretty good haul goin’
here so fa’ –
Angry Sparrow: I’m a witch; I stick to de classicks.
Tragic
Belshunu: *sotto voce* I would say… they
are ALL pirates! Quite bold for their size, no?...
Varius: More like BECAUSE of it! *chuckle*
Buddha Girl: Annyway, we still expecks
TREATS, o’ you better be reddy fo’ de TRIX!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, TRIX.
Tragic
Belshunu: So bold, so bold… and do you not fear ME, as I am indeed a vampire… and may at any moment seize
you… and drain you dry?...
Buddha Girl: Nahhh, we no scared a’ YOU – we took de pr’cashion befo’ we step out
tonight. We eat KIMCHEE, an’ lots’a
it!
Angry Sparrow: An’ kimchee fulla
GA’LIC *burp* –
Tragic
Buddha Girl: So see, you can’t touch us, ‘cause we all ga’licked
up to de HILT!
Tragic
Buddha Girl: So, NYAHHH-NYAHHH, you can’ touch US! Mwhahaha!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, we UNTOUCH’BLE!
Tragic
Varius: Poor things – shall I tell them that old wives’ tale has long been
disproven?
Belshunu: I wouldn’t… waste my breath… though they certainly DO reek of it…
**fans**
Varius and Belshunu: Ah! Dearest Arsinoë – welcome!
Arsinoë: Good evening – are you two being serenaded by our little bird friends,
then? Though I generally find their twittering to be a tiresome din –
Buddha Girl: Eh, anudder bloodsucker – we not scared a’
YOU, eider! We gots our GA’LIC on, IN’n’OUT.
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, we got de stink goin’.
Tragic
Arsinoë: Garlic has NO effect on me, little birds. Even so, if I were to drink
ALL your blood, it would be no more to me than those silly wax bottles and lips
given out to the little beggars who justify their request with the refrain,
“Trick or treat!” Hardly a good squirt to wet my lips – **flash of teeth and
eyes**
Tragic
Buddha Girl: Ehhhh… I… see wat
you mean…
Angry Sparrow: *gulp*!
Buddha Girl: Eh, Okey-dokety den – we be off, gots LOTS more Trickertreatin’ needin’ doin’ – see you ‘round –
Angry Sparrow: O’not, pref’ably.
Tragic
Belshunu: I daresay… at the risk of flattering us… there is not enough candy in
the world… to EVER forget… *chuckle*…
Varius: Once again, dear Arsinoë, I am in awe of your
gift of intimidation –
Arsinoë: Psssht, ‘twas nothing – though oddly, I find
myself wanting to visit the local Koreatown… *grin*.
Arsinoë enjoys an occasional
Asian dish *wink*.
Witchcraft
has its limitations, it would appear –
