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Easton passes the torch – sort of...

Posted December 3, 2006

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This morning Easton looks a little the worse for wear... and not wearing *much*, either.

Tarquin: Hey, bud, you must've had a helluva night -- I saw your pants hangin' off the gazebo this morning *heh*.
Easton: uuuuhhhhh... is THAT where they wound up...

Easton: Man, this new chick... she's so hot, she's... scary. And... non-stop. I'm always good to go, but...
Tarquin: Uh- HUH...

Easton: ... But there's somethin' about her... somethin' I STILL can't figure out...
Tarquin: What's to figure? Sounds like a good deal to me.

Fabien: Hey little golden lover-boy, how we doing this morning -- did you bring in reinforcements here?
Easton: Hey...
Tarquin: O-kayyyy... !

Easton: Hey, cut it out, hell-chick!
Fabien: Aw, poor sweet baby. It's *just* a little feather -- coochie-coo!
Tarquin: And a cute feather it is, too –

Fabien: And who might you be, big boy? **caresses face with feathers**
Tarquin: Why, I'm the man of your dreams -- you DO dream, doncha, sweetheart?
Easton: ...it's ALL nightmares...

Fabien: No time for dreams, big boy -- I prefer making things REAL.
Tarquin: And I'M the real deal, you won't be disappointed *smile*.
Easton: ...SOMEbody's gonna be sorry...

Tarquin: Let's go someplace more comfortable -- to start with --
Fabien: Lead the way, scoutmaster --
Easton: ...to the gates of Hell...

Tarquin: You DO stand out in a crowd, sweetheart... funny, though, you remind me of someone...
Fabien: Could be, could be...

Fabien: **chuckling to self** Oh, it'll dawn on you... by and by...

Easton: ...holy s***... I figured it out... she looks like MY SISTER... man! **shudder**

And how did Tarquin do?

A Couple Of Scary Chicks Sitting Around Talking

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