It’s the Gingerbread House of Horrors
Posted December 24, 2007
I swear, I can’t take them anywhere… the girls terrorized this Christmas gingerbread house at the LAX Hilton during the Volks LA Dolls Party 2007.
Buddha Girl: Hey, Santy – why you no show at our house las’ year? You better not do dat agin DIS year – or we kick you ass good!!!
Santa: Uh… little girl, I – I – I don’t know what you’re talking about! I’m only hired to wear this costume at the holidays – and they don’t pay me enough to get beat up!
Angry Sparrow: Dis swell view, but I tink neighborhood goin’ downhill in hurry.
Nutcracker Security Guard: All right, kids, move along -- I have orders to throw you off the property for disturbing the peace!
BuddhaGirl: Boy, dat Santy! He sure tink he big shot,
wit his hired goons pushin’
Angry Sparrow: I tol’ you dis bad neighborhood.
“Santa” underestimated the girls – they made for his roof, in hopes of finding a way back into the house…
Buddha Girl: Okay, now we jus’ figger how get back in dis house. He won’ be ‘spectin’ us from dis direction.
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, we sneak in unnawears.
Buddha Girl: Say, wat dat I smell? Tink sumpin’ burnin’ dere, sister.
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, it gettin’ warm – wonner why? **fans smoke**
Buddha Girl: It smell like S’MORES!
Angry Sparrow: Naw, I tink it LESS.
MUCHO thanks to ShellyL for her invaluable assistance in positioning the little miscreants! And we hope YOU get to see Santa! Merry Christmas!
Santa can run, but he can’t hide!
Meantime, Hippolyte keeps a promise, to the Sparrows –