It’s the Gingerbread House of Horrors

Posted December 24, 2007




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I swear, I can’t take them anywhere… the girls terrorized this Christmas gingerbread house at the LAX Hilton during the Volks LA Dolls Party 2007.




Buddha Girl: Hey, Santy – why you no show at our house las’ year? You better not do dat agin DIS year – or we kick you ass good!!!

Santa: Uh… little girl, I – I – I don’t know what you’re talking about! I’m only hired to wear this costume at the holidays – and they don’t pay me enough to get beat up!



Angry Sparrow: Dis swell view, but I tink neighborhood goin’ downhill in hurry.



Tragic Plum: Ooooh, I always wanted a pony of my own… but I guess I’m too old… or he’s TOO small… ooooh



Nutcracker Security Guard: All right, kids, move along -- I have orders to throw you off the property for disturbing the peace!

BuddhaGirl: Boy, dat Santy! He sure tink he big shot, wit his hired goons pushinUS aroun’! We show him we not leavin’ so easy!

Angry Sparrow: I tol’ you dis bad neighborhood.

Tragic Plum: Ooooh… I miss my pony… I think it ran away… ooooh


“Santa” underestimated the girls – they made for his roof, in hopes of finding a way back into the house…

Buddha Girl: Okay, now we jus’ figger how get back in dis house. He won’ be ‘spectin’ us from dis direction.

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, we sneak in unnawears.

Tragic Plum: Ooooh, I hope no one can see we DON’T have any underwear… ooooh



Buddha Girl: Say, wat dat I smell? Tink sumpinburnindere, sister.

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, it gettin’ warm – wonner why? **fans smoke**

Tragic Plum: Ooooh, I wish I were warm… brrrrrr



Buddha Girl: It smell like S’MORES!

Angry Sparrow: Naw, I tink it LESS.

Tragic Plum: Why do I think it’ll be ANOTHER Santa-less Christmas?... oooooh


MUCHO thanks to ShellyL for her invaluable assistance in positioning the little miscreants! And we hope YOU get to see Santa! Merry Christmas!



Santa can run, but he can’t hide!


Meantime, Hippolyte keeps a promise, to the Sparrows –


Nourriture Pour Les Oiseaux Sauvages… (Sparrows Xmas Feast)



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