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Black Violet comes
bearing gifts for the Sparrows!
Posted
August 9, 2007
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Buddha Girl:
Eh, it a hot one today. Don’ feel like doin’ annyting. Fan a little
faster, sister!
Angry Sparrow:
I fan fast as I can. Not easy. Need help.
Tragic
Black Violet:
Hey, little girlies, I’ve been looking for you. Where’ve you been keeping your
selves?
Buddha Girl:
Hey, visitin’ pale lady! Oh, we jus’ be here and dere. It depen’s.
Angry Sparrow:
Sometimes we go, sometimes we stay.
Tragic
Black Violet:
Well, I’m glad you’re here, because
I’d hate for you to miss out on some presents I brought –
Buddha Girl:
Eh, we LIKE presen’s, don’ we, sisters? Okay, who
wan’ what?
Angry Sparrow:
Yeh, I like presen’s. I tink I wan’ dis –
Tragic
Buddha Girl:
Eh, we gots ol’ family
recipe for DEVIL duck, so dis be real good, Pale Lady!
Angry Sparrow:
Yeh, an’ dis claw make good soup, when I get done pinchin’.
Tragic
Pink Piglet: *oooooink!*
Buddha Girl: T’anks Pale Lady, we likes you LOTS!
Black Violet: Awww, I like you too, little girlies – and you can call me
Black Violet, or BV for short.
Angry Sparrow:
Okay, BV – dat good, ‘cause we
short too. **clacks claw**
Tragic
Tancredi: Ah, bon
jour, Mam’zelle Violette
Noir. I ’appen to ‘ear that you
were vee-siting our ‘umble maison.
Are ze lee-tle bir-dees’ chirps keeping vous amusee aujourd’hui?
Black Violet:
So – you’re the Tan Man that everyone talks about. My, but you are tan – and
tall. Come sit a little closer, and take a burden off your handsome feet, big
boy.
Buddha Girl: Yeh, he gots a BIG load dere!
Angry Sparrow:
I tink he got more’n his
share.
Tancredi: ‘Ow you flat-ter moi,
Violette Noir. But please to re-mem-ber zat ma coeur eet
bee-long to ma belle E’Clair.
Black Violet:
Oh, E’Clair can keep your heart – I prefer the rest
of the package – a lot more to work with, if you catch my meaning.
Tragic
Waramon: My dear BV – I wondered and worried where
you had gotten to today. I see you have met my Gallic half-brother; has he
regaled you with his tales of sunny climes and loves won and lost in the South
of France?
Tancredi: I am not zo fee-ckle zat I would to steal your
bee-loved – al-zough I am most capable, eef need be --
Black Violet:
Well now, do you worry that I’ll forget you that easily? Though you did wander
off in the wee hours, and left me quite alone. Admittedly, I needed the rest
*grin*.
Tragic
Black Violet:
Ta-ta, Frenchy – got a little homework to do. Enjoy
your presents, my little birdie girlies!
Waramon: Oh yes, education is SO important *wink*.
Tancredi: Au
revoir, you two. I ‘ave ‘eard
zat one nevaire stops lear-ning –
Buddha Girl:
Eh, how much more do dey
need to know for DAT?
Angry Sparrow:
Eh, guess dey practice.
Tragic
Buddha Girl:
Eh, what BV see in dat perv, annyway?
Angry Sparrow:
Yeh, he gimme
de creepy-crawl.
Tancredi: Oui -- even zough he ees ma frere, I am al-zo as baffled as
you, ma lee-tle tweets. Still, one cannot de-ny hees animal magnetism –
Tragic
Pink Piglet: *oinkers!*
That Waramon – he’s
such big alley cat – rrrrrowwwwwwwr!
From this little romp, you can see
why the Sparrows were bushed in the previous story. They had a grand time at
the hotel where the 2007 IFDC was held – the
Spotted
at IFDC earlier this month – SPARROWS!
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