Myrtle Takes Issue With Her Costume
Posted October 24, 2010
Myrtle: I know I’m small, and I know humans insist on the “cuteness” factor when they’re dealing with us…
…but I’d have appreciated Ms. Beamlette at least ASKING me what I’d like to wear for Halloween –
My wants are simple; I’d’ve liked to have been a princess –
– or even a KITTY! But noooooo! And I know I’m not the only one on the Zone who’s experienced this, too!
*grumble* All because Ms. Beamlette found this outfit for sale on the Zone, and it happened to be MY size –
Zimta: Not so terrible it is a PUMPKIN to be, oh little Myrtle – myself enjoys it, and sweet birdy Niku, too –
Moth: Pun’kins is FUN, an’ deys gets lotsa candy, I bet!
Myrtle: You both have SQUASH for brains, anyway! I’m outta here. **stomp-stomp-stomp**
Bats: *squee-squeee-squeeee*! **flap-flap-flap**
Myrtle is one humorless little elf – though I think Monsieur Tancredi outdoes her in the humorless department,
as we’ll next see –