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Myrtle Takes Issue With Her Costume
Posted October 24, 2010
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Myrtle: I know I’m small, and I know humans insist on the “cuteness” factor when
they’re dealing with us…
…but I’d have appreciated Ms. Beamlette at
least ASKING me what I’d like
to wear for Halloween –
My wants are simple; I’d’ve liked to have been
a princess –
–
or even a KITTY! But noooooo! And I know I’m not
the only one on the Zone who’s experienced this, too!
*grumble* All because Ms. Beamlette found this
outfit for sale on the Zone, and it happened to be MY size –
Zimta: Not so terrible it is a PUMPKIN to be, oh little Myrtle – myself enjoys
it, and sweet birdy Niku,
too –
Niku: ni-ku-ni-ku-ni-ku-ni-ku-ni-ku!
Moth: Pun’kins is FUN, an’ deys gets lotsa candy, I bet!
Myrtle: You both have SQUASH for brains, anyway! I’m outta
here. **stomp-stomp-stomp**
Bats: *squee-squeee-squeeee*! **flap-flap-flap**
Myrtle
is one humorless little elf – though I think Monsieur Tancredi
outdoes her in the humorless department,
as we’ll next see –
Tancredi Dons an
Aristocrat’s Garb
