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Is that Hibou wearing GLASSES -- ?
Posted
January 17, 2007
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(Close-up of Hibou’s
hands holding a legal document)
Hibou: No, no, no – this WON’T do. I can’t believe it,
what that agent got me into. We have got
to break this contract.
Harry: My
regrets, Ms. Fleischmann, but it’s an iron-clad contract. You break this and
you pay big.
Hibou: That idiot agent! How could he get me into this?
And for so LONG! It was supposed to be a one-shot deal – not an effing mini-series!
Harry: I
suppose we could counter-sue, but it won’t hold up in court –
Oona: **walks in** Hibou
– what – what’s going on here? And – and – TANCREDI! In a suit! What charade
are we up to today?
Harry: Are you
addressing me, miss – I have no idea
who this Tancredi is that you’re confusing me with –
Oona: Wow – HOW did you get rid of your French accent
like that? I always wondered if it was real
– but –
Harry: Miss, I
have never had a French accent. I am
Ms. Fleischmann’s attorney, here to consult with her.
Oona: Ms. FLEISCHMANN? Who is –
Hibou: I
am an ACTRESS – hired to play this part of an OWL GIRL. What a RIDICULOUS gig –
it was ONLY supposed to be for ONE episode! Harry, you gotta
get me OUT of this!
Oona: Actress? Gig? ONE episode?
Hibou: Harry, see what I’ve go to put up with? You gotta do something.
Oona: So you weren’t raised by owls? But – how –
WHY -- ?
Harry: My
client and I have no further comments to make right now –
Hibou: Who wrote this dreck, anyway?!!!
Hibou: Get me my AGENT!!!
Oona: Wha – oh – uh -- …
**suddenly wakes up
in bed**
Oona: OH! It – it – it was a DREAM!
Oona: Talk about WEIRD – Hibou
NOT an owl girl – guess that’s what I get for eating Fenchurch’s tamales too
close to bedtime…
Hibou: **low and soft** *hooooooooooooo*…
Yet another reminder
of the dangers of certain pre-bedtime meals.
Just for fun, here’s another
look for the Tan Man:
Tancredi has yet ANOTHER new look…
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