Warts And All...
Posted September 22, 2007
Sanar: Man-lover I am NOT! For that affront, you may spend some time as a creature as slimy and repulsive as your nature.
Waramon: ‘Tis pity I offended you, my dear Sanar – your sartorial splendor mislead me to that conclusion. Surely you will not make this permanent *rrrbt*.
Sanar: No, bog-trotter. A kiss will free you – IF you can find someone willing.
Waramon: *rrrbt*… Let me see if I can find a positive side to this predicament…
Buddha Girl: Eh, look sisters – dat one BIG frog!
Angry Sparrow: How it get in here?
Waramon: Ah, it’s the little Sisters Sparrow! Could I possibly prevail on you to assist me out of my amphibious state?
Buddha Girl: It a TALKIN’ frog! Why dat voice soun’ famil’ar?
Angry Sparrow: It soun’ like dat perv.
Waramon: It is indeed me, Waramon. And a humorous tale it is, how I have come to this pretty pass. If one of you would be so kind as to give me a little kiss, I should be ever so grateful, as it would restore me to my natural state.
Buddha Girl: Eh, crazy frog – you for EATIN’, not for kissin’! I say we GRILL ‘im.
Angry Sparrow: No. Make ‘im SUSHI.
Waramon: While some have used that charming expression, “I could just EAT you up with a spoon,” in regards to me, I do NOT recommend you do that! *rrrbt*! Oh dear, this is not my brightest prospect…
Buddha Girl: It gonna take more dan a spoon to fix you up! We need KNIFE!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, BIG knife.
Waramon: Oh my word, HELP! Somebody, HELLLLLP me!
**Tabitha sticks head in door**
Tabitha: What the hell is all the noise about? Figures you little birds are behind it – and what’s with that BIG frog?
Buddha Girl: Eh, big dumb girl, dis not you business! We jus’ gonna fix dis frog up for dinner, is all.
Waramon: I do not wish to be their dinner, however sweet and delicious I am! Tabitha, you must rescue me from their clutches posthaste!
Tabitha: @#$%! It TALKS! And knows MY name -- now this is getting even MORE crazy!
Buddha Girl: Eh, sisters! Keep dat girl from messin’ wit our dinner!
Angry Sparrow: It OUR dinner. Get you own.
Tabitha: Hey, get your little mitts off me – you’re gonna trip me –
Waramon: Oh, my!
Tabitha: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I touched that frog – with my LIPS! Ewwwww…*spit-spit*
Waramon: Aaaaaah! I am restored to my original glory, as Sanar said –
Buddha Girl: Hey – our frog gone!
Angry Sparrow: Now it jus’ de perv.
Tabitha: Oh @#$%! Even WORSE – I kissed WARAMON! Ain’t enough mouthwash in the world to get rid of THAT!!! @#$%!
Waramon: I take it then that you do not wish to be rewarded with another -- ? Such a pity!
Warmon kiss or no, Tabby could sure use that mouthwash, for other reasons!
Kenzo’s brother Yoshi isn’t having too much of a problem fitting in – maybe too well, according to his reasoning…