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Warts And All...
Posted September
22, 2007
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Sanar: Man-lover I am NOT! For that affront, you may
spend some time as a creature as slimy and repulsive as your nature.
Waramon: ‘Tis pity I
offended you, my dear Sanar – your sartorial splendor
mislead me to that conclusion. Surely you will not make this permanent *rrrbt*.
Sanar: No, bog-trotter. A kiss will free you – IF
you can find someone willing.
**exits**
Waramon: *rrrbt*… Let me
see if I can find a positive side to this predicament…
**enter Sparrows**
Buddha Girl:
Eh, look sisters – dat one BIG frog!
Angry Sparrow: How
it get in here?
Tragic
Waramon: Ah, it’s the little Sisters Sparrow! Could I
possibly prevail on you to assist me out of my amphibious state?
Buddha Girl:
It a TALKIN’ frog! Why dat voice soun’
famil’ar?
Angry Sparrow:
It soun’ like dat perv.
Tragic
Waramon: It is indeed me, Waramon.
And a humorous tale it is, how I have come to this pretty pass. If one of you
would be so kind as to give me a little kiss,
I should be ever so grateful, as it would restore me to my natural state.
Buddha Girl:
Eh, crazy frog – you for EATIN’, not for kissin’! I
say we GRILL ‘im.
Angry Sparrow:
No. Make ‘im SUSHI.
Tragic
Waramon: While some have used that charming
expression, “I could just EAT you up with a spoon,” in regards to me, I do NOT
recommend you do that! *rrrbt*! Oh dear, this is not
my brightest prospect…
Buddha Girl:
It gonna take more dan a
spoon to fix you up! We need KNIFE!
Angry Sparrow:
Yeh, BIG knife.
Tragic
Waramon: Oh my word, HELP! Somebody, HELLLLLP me!
**Tabitha sticks head
in door**
Tabitha: What
the hell is all the noise about? Figures you little birds are behind it – and
what’s with that BIG frog?
Buddha Girl:
Eh, big dumb girl, dis not you business! We jus’ gonna fix dis frog up for dinner,
is all.
Waramon: I do not wish to be their dinner, however
sweet and delicious I am! Tabitha, you must rescue me from their clutches
posthaste!
Tabitha: @#$%!
It TALKS! And knows MY name -- now this is getting even MORE crazy!
Buddha Girl:
Eh, sisters! Keep dat girl from messin’
wit our dinner!
Angry Sparrow: It
OUR dinner. Get you own.
Tabitha: Hey,
get your little mitts off me – you’re gonna trip me –
Tragic
Tragic
Tabitha:
MMMMMMMPH!
Waramon: Oh, my!
Tabitha:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I touched that frog – with my LIPS! Ewwwww…*spit-spit*
Waramon: Aaaaaah! I am
restored to my original glory, as Sanar said –
Buddha Girl:
Hey – our frog gone!
Angry Sparrow:
Now it jus’ de perv.
Tragic
Tabitha: Oh
@#$%! Even WORSE – I kissed WARAMON! Ain’t enough
mouthwash in the world to get rid of THAT!!! @#$%!
Waramon: I take it then that you do not wish to be
rewarded with another -- ? Such a pity!
Warmon kiss or no, Tabby could sure use that mouthwash, for other
reasons!
Kenzo’s brother Yoshi isn’t having too
much of a problem fitting in – maybe too well, according to his reasoning…
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