Warts And All...

Posted September 22, 2007




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Sanar: Man-lover I am NOT! For that affront, you may spend some time as a creature as slimy and repulsive as your nature.

Waramon:Tis pity I offended you, my dear Sanar – your sartorial splendor mislead me to that conclusion. Surely you will not make this permanent *rrrbt*.



Sanar: No, bog-trotter. A kiss will free you – IF you can find someone willing.




Waramon: *rrrbt*… Let me see if I can find a positive side to this predicament…

**enter Sparrows**

Buddha Girl: Eh, look sisters – dat one BIG frog!

Angry Sparrow: How it get in here?

Tragic Plum: Ooooh… do you suppose we are in a fairy tale?



Waramon: Ah, it’s the little Sisters Sparrow! Could I possibly prevail on you to assist me out of my amphibious state?

Buddha Girl: It a TALKIN’ frog! Why dat voice sounfamil’ar?

Angry Sparrow: It soun’ like dat perv.

Tragic Plum: Ooooh, I think you’re correct, sister – it’s that Waramonoooooh



Waramon: It is indeed me, Waramon. And a humorous tale it is, how I have come to this pretty pass. If one of you would be so kind as to give me a little kiss, I should be ever so grateful, as it would restore me to my natural state.

Buddha Girl: Eh, crazy frog – you for EATIN’, not for kissin’! I say we GRILL ‘im.

Angry Sparrow: No. Make ‘im SUSHI.

Tragic Plum: Ooooh, yes, sushi – and the rest of the bits go into SOUP! Ooooooh…!



Waramon: While some have used that charming expression, “I could just EAT you up with a spoon,” in regards to me, I do NOT recommend you do that! *rrrbt*! Oh dear, this is not my brightest prospect…

Buddha Girl: It gonna take more dan a spoon to fix you up! We need KNIFE!

Angry Sparrow: Yeh, BIG knife.

Tragic Plum: And SHARP, too… so we don’t make you into a raggedy mess… oooooh



Waramon: Oh my word, HELP! Somebody, HELLLLLP me!

**Tabitha sticks head in door**

Tabitha: What the hell is all the noise about? Figures you little birds are behind it – and what’s with that BIG frog?

Buddha Girl: Eh, big dumb girl, dis not you business! We jus’ gonna fix dis frog up for dinner, is all.

Waramon: I do not wish to be their dinner, however sweet and delicious I am! Tabitha, you must rescue me from their clutches posthaste!

Tabitha: @#$%! It TALKS! And knows MY name -- now this is getting even MORE crazy!



Buddha Girl: Eh, sisters! Keep dat girl from messin’ wit our dinner!

Angry Sparrow: It OUR dinner. Get you own.

Tabitha: Hey, get your little mitts off me – you’re gonna trip me –

Tragic Plum: Oooooh, she’s starting to fall –



Tragic Plum: Oooooh, what did I warn you about… oooh, she’s fallen…


Waramon: Oh, my!



Tabitha: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I touched that frog – with my LIPS! Ewwwww…*spit-spit*

Waramon: Aaaaaah! I am restored to my original glory, as Sanar said –

Buddha Girl: Hey – our frog gone!

Angry Sparrow: Now it jus’ de perv.

Tragic Plum: Ooooh, I don’ think we have ANY recipes for him… oooooh



Tabitha: Oh @#$%! Even WORSE – I kissed WARAMON! Ain’t enough mouthwash in the world to get rid of THAT!!! @#$%!

Waramon: I take it then that you do not wish to be rewarded with another -- ? Such a pity!



Warmon kiss or no, Tabby could sure use that mouthwash, for other reasons!


Kenzo’s brother Yoshi isn’t having too much of a problem fitting in – maybe too well, according to his reasoning…


All the Time In the World



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