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Posted March 8, 2006
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That Waramon guy
has been dogging my every move. I turn around, and there he is.
He’s good-looking,
in a decadent sort of way, but still, -- he creeps me out most of the time…
Fenchurch: *EEP!*
Waramon: I see you’ve got the newspaper. Shall we
read it together in this cozy chair?... 
*FWACK*
Fenchurch: I prefer to read it ALONE!
Waramon: *OW*
Oh – ouch -- !
*FWACK*FWACK*FWACK*
Waramon: oh – OW – ouch – OW…
Fenchurch: Thanks, Tournai. Your rolled-up newspaper
method is both simple AND effective. I highly recommend it. 
Waramon: Ooh – oh – oh – baby – do – it – again --
*
The next evening I ran Fenchurch’s third
story:
Oona
said I really need a new dress,
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