Black Violet Moves On – To Yet *Another* Parlor
Posted October 7, 2010
Black Violet: *grumble* Just as well I’m leaving this crackerjack factory – **stomp-stomp**
Buddha Girl: Hey dere,
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, how you are?
BV: Well, hello my little girlies – you’re just in time to say good-bye!
Buddha Girl: Yeh, we hear you headin’ out – dat why you look kinda sad?
Angry Sparrow: O’ mebbe you NOT so sad to leave?
Buddha Girl: Oooh… I’m sad anyway; I know that much… oooooh…
BV: Awww, does my face look THAT long? Sorry, kiddos, guess I have a lot on my mind –
Buddha Girl: Eh, how ‘bout you sit wit’ us fo’ a moment, get you head on straight?
BV: Sure… maybe that’s what I need. Thanks, girlies –
BV: That’s sweet of you to be worried about me, but it’s all good; I’m going back to Ms. Ange, my original home. Though I have to say, you all look a little down in the dumps, too – what’s up with you?
Buddha Girl: Oh – we jus’ tinkin’ ‘bout our mom –
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, you kinda like her –
BV: Really? Well, I understand the height part, anyway… if you don’t mind me asking – what happened to your mom, and do you know where she is?
Buddha Girl: Well… it long story, kinda comp’icated. Short version is, she busy, den we win’ up here wit Ms. Beamlette –
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, an’ she always busy, too… d’o wit wat, we dunno –
BV: Oh… that’s… so sad, girlies… I… I’m sorry – I almost wish you could come with me…
Waramon: And I wish I could come with you, my darling dark posy! Were you intending to slip away without a proper good-bye to your tall one? *pout*
Black Violet: Oh! I thought maybe you’d taken a powder, to avoid the whole messy farewell business. I never know with you –
Buddha Girl: Eh, do annyone KNOW annyting wit’ HIM?
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, excep’ dat he a perv?
BV: You big dope, OF COURSE I want to say goodbye to YOU – a long one, preferably. C’mere!!!
Waramon: I cannot resist such a command, and am happy to join you on the aptly-named love seat! *wink*
Buddha Girl: Well, dat our sign we get outta here, b’fore we sorry!
Angry Sparrow: Wat make you tink we ain’t alreddy?
Waramon: Ah – selfish me delights in having you all to my own *smile* –
BV: Right now I am SO not interested in sharing, either! It’s just you and me, big W –
Waramon: I shall miss you, my dusky blossom – will you miss me as much, hmmmm?
BV: That depends – show me just HOW much. I need guidelines, hon –
Waramon: Do you, then… mmmm… I see… starting with that delectable pouty mouth of yours, yes…
BV and Waramon: *sssssmmmmmmmooooooooooch-smmmmmmmooooooooch-smmmoooooooooooooooooooch*… **thrash-thrash-thrash**
Continued in Part Three: