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An
Easter *Tail* – er, TALE!
Posted April 5, 2012
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Bunella: It’s that
time of the year again – *sigh*…
Oona Dolly: Yes… I’ve
been trying to motivate myself for the task ahead –
Chocobunny: pffft, you got it
easy]…
Bunella: It’s not just the work and stress of the egg
delivery; I’m still haunted by my brothers’ demises. It’s really taken the joy
out of the holiday for me –
Oona Dolly: I
know, I know, Bunella! I didn’t mean to disregard
your feelings, but I felt unsure about bringing that up –
Chocobunny: notice they
don’t ask ME about my issues with this holiday! no one
eats THEIR ears first!...
Bunella: Oh, I’m sorry to be a wet blanket! So many people
love this time of year and look forward to it; I shouldn’t be selfish and dwell
on my family losses, I know –
Oona Dolly: But
you can’t pretend it never happened; I understand! Still, we must buck up and
do our duty; it’s all about the children, and making the holiday a happy memory
for them –
Chocobunny: me, I just wanna HEAR after the holiday…that too much to ask?...
Black
Bunny: Guess you didn’t get the memo, didja?
White
Rabbit: Doesn’t sound like it –
Bunella: OH! My goodness, what – who are you two?
Black
Bunny: Heh, we’re
your replacements! You been downsized
–
Oona Dolly: Looks
to me like your costumes were
downsized!
Chocobunny: hubba-hubba!
Black
Bunny: Get with the times, sweetie – no more footie
PJs. We’re the new wave in Easter bunnies, and it’s all about product
placement! *bounce*
White
Rabbit: It’s a whole new game in egg
distribution, and we’re here to boost the interest in the holiday –
Bunella: Oh my heavens – I – I can’t look anymore… this is
TOO shocking – *flustered*
Oona Dolly: Here
now, have some respect for Bunella! Besides, you’re
not proper rabbits in those get-ups –
Black
Bunny: Who said we were supposed to be
“proper” –*giggle*
White
Rabbit: We’re rabbits all righty – we’ve got poofy little tails
*wiggle* –
Chocobunny: *wolf
whistle*!
Bunella: Oh, oh – my head… it aches so! Oh, oh, oh…
White
Bunny: Well, time for us to go to work –
Oona Dolly: See
what you’ve done! You’ve upset Bunella, and I’m pretty
well riled up about this disrespect from you – you flibberdegibbits! *huff*
Black
Bunny: Eh, relax – enjoy your retirement –
sounds like you NEED it *snicker*!
Warwick: Heh, I know I like what I
got in MY Easter basket *grin*.
Georgine: Ah-ah, watch the tail, hon
– this costume’s a rental!
(I know, I know, no Sparrows this year – they’re on
Spring Break! But if you need a Sparrows Easter fix, follow these links to past
years’ stories –
2006: The
Sparrow Sisters in "Have Yourself A Merry Little Easter (or else)"
2007: A Bee
In Their Easter Bonnets
2008: It
Easter ev'ybody, an' you know what dat mean
2009: A-Easter
Egg Hunting We Will Go
2010: Beyond
the Valley of the Jellybeans
2011: Tea
and Sympathy and Chocolate )
No respect for tradition, is the lesson (if any)
learned here…
Beware the tides of estrogen, especially that of teen-age girls –
